We're officially in promo season for Stranger Things 5, which apparently is Byler promo season as well.
In a new Instagram reel, Noah, Finn, and Caleb promote the tie-in merch for Stranger Things by making gift baskets.
And in front of Finn are Lego versions of little Mike and Will!
This ABSOLUTELY is Mike and Will. Compare to this photo from Logo's website:
During the clip, they make sure we notice it as Noah picks up the little version of himself before cutely fiddling with it (I think he even takes off his own head lol):
WHAT WAS THE POINT, NETFLIX?? WHAT WAS THE POINT???? =D
(EDIT: And another new clip opens with Caleb and Gaten complaining that Finn's taking too long making popcorn. Hmm now why is that? This only builds on the "there's something he's not telling us" Byler tease from before.)
When there's smoke there's fire. If there was any doubt after the "Dinner with who?" line, this confirms they're officially teasing Byler. And as I've been saying, it would be CRAZY for Netflix to do so if Byler isn't endgame because they're setting themselves up for EXTREMELY valid queerbait accusations. So Byler teasing is very good evidence of Byler endgame. =D
You knew dry humping and titty sucking were lost arts 💔 but your husband were literally there to prove you wrong, right? He might be drifting off to sleep in front of the tv and snoring lightly right now but you knew a way to wake him up.
A mischievous grin on your face as your knees landed at Simon's sides. You lifted your tank top, freeing your boobs. You held your boob, squeezing a bit. You could barely stop yourself from laughing in his face when you line up your nipple inches from his mouth but when you finally touch his chin and feel his stubble on your soft titty, you gasped. Feeling it between your thighs as you got warmer when your nipple touches his dry, pink lips.
Feeling the goosebumps that euphoric feeling gave you. You bit your lower lip trying to suppress your moan escaping out of your throat. You were humming quietly now and realised how he looked so innocent like this, worry and lines faded from his face, relaxed. He was such a sweet boy. Your sweet boy.
You thought of forcing yourself a little bit further inside and get your nipple wet and risk waking him up. Hoping he wouldn’t be mad at you. -not possible- You pushed a little bit harder and he started grumbling as he opened his eyes. First he didn’t understand where he was, what was happening or what year he was in but then he vigorously held your hips with both hands, forcing you pressed to his chest. Your nipples squishing between you and you felt your cheeks getting red slowly.
“What d’ ya think you’re doin’ mama’s?’’ he was staring at you with those big brown eyes with an intrigued look on his face.
‘’Nothin’ baby….’’ but all the blood rushing to your cheeks and ears now, you really didn’t think this through...
“If my baby wants her titties sucked, she can just ask me, yea?”
“Mhmm mhmm…” you nodded sheepishly, looking at him with big doe eyes. Your lips were drawing a line now from how embarrassed you were. Simon gave a quick peck on your mouth. Hugging your middle section and getting up from the couch.
“Now we go to bed and grant my wife’s wishes”
You were giggling while simon sprinted in the hallway to your bedroom. He sat on the edge of the bed, putting you on his lap. Then he removed a strand of hair from your face and tugging it behind your ear.
“You’re so beautiful.” your smile widened, now you were grinning like stupid, looking at him with starry eyes.
“and your boobs are too. Sorry for neglectin’ them. I will make it up to you.” then he directly cupped both of your boobs, engulfed one of your nipples in his warm mouth, wetting it. With both hands you wrapped his forearms delicately when you felt the pleasure shooting to your crotch. You felt yourself getting warm and melting even further like hot chocolate.
You swung your head back, swimming in pleasure. Hurling all the air out of your lungs out as he was lapping at your nipple. Flattening his tongue on it and then sucking it deliciously. You were lost in all the sensations when you find yourself grinding on his thigh which you were sure you left a wet patch on by now. He maneuvered your moves, his strong hands on your hips again. Alternating between pressing you back and forth and kneading on them like a dough.
You were at a loss of words as your brain melted to it’s liquid form by now and Simon knew it. Suction of his mouth let go of your nipple with a pop. Leaving your boob all wet and glimmering in the soft light of your bedroom.
He suddenly got up and shifted on his feet, throwing you on the bed like a bullet out of a gun.
“On your back, love.”
You laid down slowly on the soft sheets, never breaking eye contact, he neared until there were inches between your lips,
“Show it to me…”
“Show me what belongs to me, now.”
In a rush you lowered your panties, his lust filled eyes and commanding voice already parting your legs without even touching you yet. And you let him see how turned on you were, your knees to your chest. With both hands he caressed your knees while he fixed his gaze on your pussy, examining. He nodded turning to you, and then that shit eating grin.
“God... you're such a slut, look at tha' ”
You were mewling and squirming under his gaze, no words coming out, just a pout. He unzipped like he had zero patience left and lined up his dick to your entrance after giving it few pumps, wetting the tip. He exhaled a sigh of relief as it first slipped inside. Testing the waters. Then he sped up his pace, jolting your whole body until you take him to the hilt.
“You hear tha’?”
The sounds your wet pussy made were downright pornographic but your squishy insides and soft walls weren’t only driving him crazy. Hearing them made you somehow even wetter.
“This is the sound of a very good slut.”
You let out a high-pitched moan at that. Seeing your mouth ajar, he didn't wanna waste the opportunity and quickly put his thumb inside it. You started sucking on it without a thought. Dancing and floating in a haze.
“Tha’s ma baby. Such a good girl fo' me. Take it.”
Then his thrusts were really coming to life as you jolted on the bed. Moaning uncontrollably. When he came inside of you, he growled at the top of his lungs. Spurting his cum into the deepest part of you. But he didn't stop, kept up the pace until you sucked him inside, milking him. After making sure that you had nothing left to give him anymore, he pulled out, watching a mix of his hot cum and your slick leaking out of your pussy. He lowered himself, giving your pussy a soft, wet kiss to show his appreciation.
His voice breathless when his lips neared to your ear.
“Olways gon take tha’ cum inside that lil pussy where it belongs, baby.”
I can't believe this will be the last Witch Hat Monday for a while it's such a bittersweet feeling and I have only one thing to say:
THANK YOU.
Thank you to BUGFILMS for gifting us with such a high quality adaptation that loves and elevates it's source material in new and interesting ways.
Thank you to the Voice Actors, both Japanese and especially to the English cast, for pouring all their talent, hard work and art into bringing our beloved favorites to life. (I'm literally crying as I write this and a good 50% of why it's Joshua's fault)
And obviously thank you, Kamome Shirahama, for gifting us such a work of art in the first place.
This really is a generational work for me, this story clicks in all the right place for me and seeing it receive the love and care it deserves it's an unbelievable feeling.
Please take your time I can wait another 30 years if that's what it takes for season 2 too be just as good.
I've got some exciting news - there's a Sky Cowboys web comic launching later this summer :D
skycowboyscomic.com
You'll find the announcement landing page there now, but be sure to bookmark it since that's where all comic pages and related content will be hosted starting in July of 2025!
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