#it's payback

[allthewhumpygoodness]

Today on Things I Forgot About Having A Cold: your entire fucking neck hurts. It's not even a sore throat anymore it's just back of ears/jaw/neck pain and it is UnFun so feel free to mess up your whumpees with that tonight my friends

[matbaerzal]

miss amalie can you not make me feel ✨things✨ about bearded playoff mat in the middle of the work day i simply can’t do this right now bestie 😵‍💫 - @ryanpulock

I'm not sorry 😌✨

[agentsnickers]

Sometimes I feel personally attacked by your writing. Are you trying to make me cry?

Yes, always. You specifically.

[wildernessuntothemselves]

A case I had closely worked with turned out to be positive so now me and my family are in self quarantine for at least a week and I ain't even mad about it because now I get to hold this over my mother and be like "didn't you want me to be a doctor so bad? I don't want to hear a word of protest out of you"

[heartofspells]

I FORGOT FINE LINE?!

Oh no you don't. You sent that one to me forever ago. And I am unwell with it. It's already mixed in with the playlist. Don't worry your little head or heart about that.

[futurebats]

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I want to see Dami being the big brother for once and have some sweet bonding moments with Terry. Not so much the cough brat cough he used to be now that he’s a mature adult, but still has to deal with Terry’s not so mature lifestyle so to speak. Like Damian having a moment where he’s just like ‘father you entrust this child who parties every other week with the cowl???’.

NEVER GET ENOUGH TIME TRAVEL PLOTS. Terry meeting a younger more annoying Damian to the point he misses the mature Damian he knew in the beginning. Terry treating Damian like he would his little brother and it just doesn’t work lmao.

Battle of the cowl PART 2! no I’m joking. I’m sorry lol. Terry taking his older younger brother to chuck e cheese or mini golf or something. Damian needs to live a little or else he’s gonna grow more wrinkles than bruce and have a head full of gray at 18.

Terry & Dami fighting over who’s the best bat dog. Titus or Ace? I mean it’s both but Terry is going to be biased lol. No but Terry & young Dami or older Dami going out on patrol making the worst combo like orange juice & toothpaste.

Au where Bruce died a long time ago and Damian is forced to retire as Batman because of an injury or something??? and it’s basically BB but with Damian taking Bruce’s place instead. oof. Terry & Dami finding out about his true origins and having to grieve over a father he never got to meet.

[champagnejimin]

ly: tear is gonna be painful because y'all couldn't stop complaining about ly: her being too pop

[nyxmuses]

#WHAT THE FUCK HANNAH#knock that shit off omg#i didn't ask for this

ily.