#tuc

[dropoutsource]

You're telling me I stone cold stunned Murph for nothing?

[usernameofrassilon]

don't die wondering

[islandoforder]

thinking about sofia lee of the unsleeping city and prince gerard of neverafter and the way that emily and murph both were like wow what’s the most devastating backstory i can imagine? if something went wrong with my marriage and my partner didn’t love me anymore

[navpike]

brennan what is your beef with the creatures!!!!

[queenbruv]

fuck it, murph PCs ranked from most to least likely to be asexual (for a ranking of zac PCs, go here)

riz gukgak. canonically asexual. more asexual than i am and that's saying something.

kugrash. victim of 80s comphet. is a rat who is for sure gay. i would have no trouble at all believing he is also asexual and has simply always had bigger problems than figuring that out

cody walsh. deeply queer to me in ways that suggest asexuality is well within reach.

prince gerard. could honestly go either way

maxwell gotch. might be ace, but more likely just a repressed homosexual who hasnt yet discovered fantasy grindr.

big barry syx. i believe, in my heart, that big barry syx fucks.

sir theobald gumbar. canonically fucks. also canonically a sub but that's neither here nor there

[rrat-king]

fig feath, archdevil of rebellion, adjacent to lucifer or close enough

[rabdoidal]

based on that one meme - you know the one. ft. maxwell gotch, jens lyndelle, theobald gumbar, and cody walsh

🏳️‍🌈 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 🏳️‍🌈

[talbaquix]

rats of d20