#it's something new

[younghorses]

Clocking into work every day as the social media horse

[m-to-z-and-back-to-m]

I keep seeing art of the Bitty Bad Sansy boos so now I gotta headcanon to get my slower dose of serotonin (Reference to a pretty cool post I saw about how creating things stabilizes your hyperfixation or something similar)

Bitty!Dust HeadCanons

Bitty!Cross HeadCanons

We'll start with Killer because I impulsively said "Killer is the type of bitty to go missing for twelve days and you'd find him under a couch cushion" while looking at his stupid little face.

Killer is the type of bitty to go missing for twelve days and you'd find him under a couch cushion eating a stale potato chip

I feel like he'd get emotionally overwhelmed at times and be overstimulated to the point he just stops responding and lays there, he'll be okay after a nap though dw, but ease up on the affection, he's not used to it! 🥺

Tell me he wouldn't try to bite you and/or grab things like your hair and jewelry if permitted

He probably kills little bugs around the house and ventures inside the walls if he finds a crack in the wall or something, like the lil' rat he is

If you have pets, especially cats, he'll probably try to connect and you'll find him sleeping in their fur (or with them in general if you have a hairless animal or breed), unless he's real wee, then he might be gobbled up, doesn't stop this fearless bitty from trying though!

He hides in your hoodie hoods and pockets, 'specially for a good nap

Definitely doesn't like being seen as a plaything, pet, or undermined in any way, probably too stubborn to accept help at times

I probably wouldn't host him with a misbehaved Nightmare bitty, actually, I wouldn't host anyone with that little goopy sh-

He doesn't get along with a Dust bitty, or well, a Dust bitty doesn't get along with him, Horror might be a good mediator though

Gets along decently with Cross but it really depends

Gets along the best with a Color bitty

You have to lock your knives and pretty much any blades away, I don't know why this wasn't one of the first things I mentioned

I feel like if he was the right size, he'd dig his hands into a keyhole and become a living lock pick

If he does end up liking you, he'll hang around more and maybe talk to you casually, but don't think he's getting soft on ya

That's all I can think of for now, I'll do some more for the other lil' guys when I have the time!

[mhalachai]

you ever just have so many bonkers things happen to you in a week that you know you’re going to run overtime with your therapist about it

[origamicrow]

I almost dislocated my hip with my own hand

[sometimesambroswrites]

.

[bloodboundismylife]

Jeez, thanks auntie. I really feel the love. Luckily we have a sister who’ll defend us.

[diedinacrash]

When the feeling hits me that I'm happy to be Hungarian...