#it's stoopid

[maximilff]

why does how come mean the same thing as why ??? the english language is fucking stupid.

[youremyalways]

Listen,,,, @charlie-doods and @tapeclicksoff are really out here Yet Again making me Emotional™️ about a podcast I haven't even listened to at all!!!!!!

[violent-things-mp3]

Teh search party: We’ve only know Ryan and Dallon for 1 hr but If we something happens to them, We’ll kill everyone in a 1000 meter radius and then ourselves

[on-porpoise]

I read the entirety of "The Art of Racing in the Rain" in under 3 hours today simply to prove that I do, in fact, know how to read

[kassipyyy]

I wish there was a way to reply to replies on posts on here omfg it's so annoying to have to make a whole new post just to reply to somebody

[fraple]

i'm not ragging on myself here when i say this, like i don't actually feel that bad about myself rn

but

i am not good for much of anything

like seriously

i've been saving up the little bit of cash that comes my way every so often to buy my friend a present for her birthday but guess what

her birthday is monday

and guess who hasn't ordered her present yet

guess who doesn't even have enough money to order her present yet

THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE

like i don't know i feel pretty darn bad about it because she is such a sweetheart and everything

and it makes it worse that i know she won't care

i don't know that just makes me feel realllllly ashamed

BECAUSE SHE DESERVES BETTER

SHE AT LEAST DESERVES TO GET HER BIRTHDAY PRESENT ON TIME

[rainbowbarfeverywhere]

Whoa, it's 2AM. I haven't slept this late in a while. It's kind of amazing right now. It's all because of the FUCKING SKIN. Ohmejosh, I don't know anymore. I'm pretty sure this is just less than the tenth time I've changed the way of coloring the face. Eff you, drawing.

[lucia-amy]

Every time

I hear someone say/read somewhere the phrase: "I could care less about <blank>" I get really irritated. If you're trying to express how much you DON'T care about something or other, it should be "I could NOT care less about <blank>".

Amirite?