#iteroth

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Iteroth: Whose idea was it to bring all three of you on the same mission?

Beth, Penny, and Tercell: Yours.

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Iteroth: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Trova: I’m a knife.

Tercell: She’s a little spoon.

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*Upon seeing a knife so hot that it toasts bread as soon as it slices it*

Iteroth: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Trova: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it's not very useful.

Tercell: If you want information it is.

Penny: Why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

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Iteroth: Did you find the perp?

Trova: He used VPN software. We can’t track his IP.

Iteroth: In English, goddammit!

Trova: ...we can’t find his computer.

Iteroth: In French!

Trova: Nous ne pouvons pas trouver son ordinateur.

Iteroth: In Morse Code!

Trova: .-- . / -.-. .- -. - / ..-. .. -. -.. / .... .. ... / -.-. --- -- .--. ..- - . .-.

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Penny: Did you get my report about the demon raids?

Iteroth: Yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.

Penny: Good. Thanks, dad.

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Penny: Why is everyone staring at me?

Trova: You just called Lord Iteroth "dad." You said, "thanks, dad."

Penny: What? No, I didn't. I said, "thanks, man."

Iteroth: Do you see me as a father figure, Penny?

Penny: No. If anything, I see you as a "bother" figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.

Tristan: Hey, show your father some respect!

Penny: I didn't call him dad!

Iteroth: No, no, no, no, Penrose. I take it as a compliment.

Tercell: It's not a big deal. I called Trova "mom" once, and she's my fiancée.

Penny: Guys, jump on that! Tercell has psycho-sexual issues.

Beth: Old news. But you calling Iteroth "daddy"...

Penny: Hey, "daddy" is not on the table here.

Loppa: But you did call him "dad," dude.

Penny: You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here.

Loppa: All right, all right, I was lying about the raid. But the dad thing, that happened.

Penny: Aha! He admitted that his alibi was a lie. It was a trap, all part of my crazy, devious plan.

Iteroth: I believe you.

Penny: Thank you.

Iteroth: Son.

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Iteroth: Do you want to talk about it later over a...game of catch?

Penny: ...I'd like that.