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I use this blog to flesh out my OCs (main: jerusalemstraycat)

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Tercell: Brrr, it’s kinda cold.

Trova: Here, take my jacket!

Tristan (to Beth): I’m cold too.

Beth: Well damn Tristan, I can’t control the weather.

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Hester: time sensitive question how flirt boy

Tercell: Throw rocks at he

Penny: Hot Dog

Beth: Kill him

Hester: thanks guys

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Loppa: *pulls out a knife*

Beth: oh no

Loppa: *opens a cardboard box with it*

Beth: oh okay

Loppa: *pulls a gun out of the box*

Beth: oh no

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Tristan: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Tristan: Beth is still mad about it, but Penny and I were drunk and we thought it would be funny.

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Give me even one goddamn reason why I shouldn’t hit you right in the face.

Beth: My mom specifically instructed me to have a good day.

Penny: It would be way too rewarding.

Tercell: When you move in to punch me, I’m going to hold a bucket up in front of my face, and then your fist will just punch the inside of an empty bucket and you’ll look ridiculous.

Trova: I took the oath never to get punched.

Iteroth: The scheduled walloping time isn’t for another half hour.

Loppa: Judge said I’d go to jail if someone punched me in the face one more time.

Gehala: I’ll open my mouth and swallow your whole arm.

Sable: Wounding me emotionally would pay much higher dividends.

Hester: I’m going to see the Liberty Bell for the first time later today, and I want everything to be perfect.

Tristan: If you’re punching me, who is flying this plane?!

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Hester: Have you ever wanted to go there sometime?

Sable: I’m there all I need to be.

Hester: No, I mean with someone special?

Hester: No, no dating for Sable. It might cut into your brooding time.

Sable: One. Dating within a friend group always leads to disaster. Two. You’re the daughter of the two most influential people in this town and I’m an outsider with issues. Lots of issues. Three. If my enemies ever knew I had “someone special” they wouldn’t rest until they got to me, through her.

Hester: ...Next.

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No more queue, I’m just posting stuff when I feel like it.

Also, I might expand the scope of this blog to include the Indyverse and other sets of OCs as well as the Ecetonverse. If I do, I’ll change the URL to reflect that.

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Iteroth: Whose idea was it to bring all three of you on the same mission?

Beth, Penny, and Tercell: Yours.

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Sable: This coffee’s bitter...like my soul.

Sable, looking through his drawers: I need something black...like my soul.

Sable, putting on a scarf: It’s so cold!...like my soul.

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Beth: Fine! Then I guess we’re boyfriend and girlfriend!

Tristan: On one condition.

Beth: What?

Tristan: I get to be the boyfriend!

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Loppa: Oh, good, you’re not busy.

Gehala, burying a body she just looted: Actually, Loppa? I am busy.

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Iteroth: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Trova: I’m a knife.

Tercell: She’s a little spoon.

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Penny: Shut up, Iteroth! I mean, quiet a moment, Your Grace.

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Beth: There’s something on your face!

*Beth punches Loppa*

Beth: IT WAS PAIN!

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*Upon seeing a knife so hot that it toasts bread as soon as it slices it*

Iteroth: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Trova: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it's not very useful.

Tercell: If you want information it is.

Penny: Why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

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Tristan: Everybody say something, keep it going! Eggs, bacon, grits, SAUSAGE!

Tercell: I got a fat ass but I still take SAUSAGE!

Penny: I got a flat ass, but I still take SAUSAGE!

Beth: I’m a redhead but I still take SAUSAGE!

Trova: I read books, but they’re all about SAUSAGE...

Iteroth: HHHhhHHhhHHhHhh SAUSAGE

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Loppa: i Amn just……….. a litle creacher. Thatse It . I Canot change  this