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Menelaus: So, how’s parenthood treating you? Penelope: Good. I didn’t expect this much crying, though. Menelaus: Don’t worry, it’s normal for babies. Penelope: What? The baby’s fine. I was talking about Odysseus. Odysseus, sobbing from Telemacus' room: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

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Diomedes: How old is your son? Odysseus: Twenty Diomedes: I thought he was younger Odysseus, tearing up: He used to be

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Odysseus: You can't make everyone like you. You're not Penelope or Telemachus. Diomedes: What? Not everyone likes Penelope and Telemachus. Odysseus: Who doesn't? Diomedes: Well... Odysseus: Names. Now. Give me their names

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Odysseus: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner. Penelope: Ody, It's 1:15 am, what the fuck. Odysseus: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not. Penelope: Well, I mean yeah. Odysseus: So come downstairs while they're still hot. Penelope: Wait, you just made them? Odysseus: Yeah, I wasn't tired so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets. Penelope: Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time Odysseus

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Odysseus: Penny... Penelope: Ody, I’m trying to sleep. Odysseus: When butterflies fall in love, do they feel people in their stomach? Penelope: Penelope: What the actual fuck

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Penelope: There’s a thin line between being a genius and being a fucking idiot. Penelope: Odysseus uses that line as a skipping rope.

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Penelope: well, remember when Odysseus cooked me a romantic dinner? Helen: Penny, he microwaved you a pizza...

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