#ithacaproblems

[lizbeansunite]

Snow keeps flying into my eyeballs and blinding me

[ithaca-problems]

27. You don't like white wine.

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26. You got dirty looks from everybody in line at Greenstar, because you forgot your reusable bags.

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25. You can't decide what flower to name your child after.

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24. There's so much hatred outside of Ithaca for your favorite font. Papyrus.

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23. "The City" means Syracuse. "The Big City" means Rochester.

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22. Your hair stylist shrugs every time you say you want your usual: "the Amy Goodman."

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21. No, you don't want to see some magic.