#ithoughtwewerefriends

[laughhardermotherlover]

You know who you are. And it's fucked.

That fucked up moment when you find out from your friend's mom that your friend is naming her child the name you chose to name your first son at age 13 after your father died because that name has a strong religious meaning for you.

[nighalie]

Luis- “Wow, look at you all dressed up today! You gotta interview or something?” Me - “No, I just wanted to look pretty. Can’t a girl just want to look without needing an occasion” God you guys do I look that homely the rest of the of time, you’re supposed to tell a girl if I’m looking to’ up from the flo’ up 🤣🤣🤣 #ithoughtwewerefriends #coworkers #truthhurts #betterbegladilikeyou #lookingpretty #wakeupandmakeup https://www.instagram.com/p/ClE4b4HvQ8a/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[bearrepublicnetwork]

He wouldn’t come to me today. #cat #ithoughtwewerefriends #wanitakashiro #shiga #shigacat #catstagram #catsofinstagram #滋賀県 #滋賀の猫 #滋賀県の猫 (at Wanitakashiro, Otsu-shi) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1h2FgEJi_I/?igshid=1pt002v7dpjv3

[n-inquietez-pas]

You have until 1234 pm on Saturday (wow how perfect is that time) to try. Because I’m not stupid enough to do that again. Because as much as I believe in second chances, this one hurt too much

[travelling-trooper-blog]

You really gonna play me like that, Pringles? Bought an extra large container and was surprised to find it a quarter empty. I'd expect this from those punks at Lays, but not you, Pringles Man. Not you. #disappointed #howcouldyoupringlesman #ithoughtwewerefriends #pringles

[aleccwiakala]

Stepford Wives

I really really enjoyed this film. The way that they so comedically play with the archetype of the housewife was genius to me. If anyone has seen the 2004 remake with Nicole Kidman, please let me know how that compares to this original! Didn’t you just also love how the biggest horror for the males was watching over the kids for a few minutes? Extremely hilarious while being insightful. 

[venusvioletolivia]

Me: Hey, listen to this song real quick. Its so great.

Justin: Is it What's Up? But like. The He-Man version? You've made me listen 19 times.

Me: ... But... Is good...

[mzcecebreezy-blog]

If we were "friends" why couldn't u come to be before u left me