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TMI

When you're Indian and your mouth can handle spicy, hot foods, but your butt can't.

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Caribbean Cruise 

Rate: 1/5 or 5/5 ***depends on what you like***

If you like a free for all this is your place. People are on vacation on a boat- meaning, you cannot go anywhere, but this one floating device. Somehow that releases some sort of animal instinct in humans because they all go at it on the decks, in the pools, the restaurants, the hallways, you name it. It may seem enticing at first, trust me I thought it world be, but then they are just in your way. Suddenly I found my self stepping over people in the hallway, questioning how often the pool was thoroughly cleaned, begging for people to finish quickly because they’re taking up all the lounge chair by the pool. I had fun myself when I got there, but then suddenly it was like the real life Lord of the Flies. 

I think they should hire more staff and at least attempt to create a cleanlier and more organized cruise. Sex is allowed everywhere and I am okay with that, but there should be rules instilled- like, no blocking the halls and limits on the amount of people allowed to get their freak on in the pool at once. 

submitted by: theguywhohassunburnsinplacestheyshouldnotbe 

Overview: Reviews 2687

Would bring kids: 0/5              Enjoyed their stay: 3/5

Food: 4/5                                Rooms: 4/5

Cleanliness: 2/5                      Available Activities: 5/5   

Contraception Availability: 3/5 “Decent variety of contraception, but in high demand with potentially long lines. I would stock up prior to or upon arrival.” 

Would recommend to a friend: yes

Would recommend to family: no                

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hip pain;))))))