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can u tag winter soldier stuff as something besides "ca" thats really hard to blacklist and im avoiding spoilers maybe "tws" thanks dude

im tagging them all as #spoilers but theres one post i forgot to tag

sorry about that man ill use the tws tag too

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itisnotofimport replied to your post:Did Tumblr forget Cumberbatch is also the...

wait is he ?? i’ve never seen news of that omg

Yes, he is also the Necromancer. If you go back and watch the first movie again, you'll notice it's his silhouette and his voice as well. He's also a Lego Necromancer too :D;

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Thor's Diary: After The Dark World

Day 1:

My heart is heavy, for we have defeated Malekith, but at great cost. My fool of a brother, Loki, is among the dead. I grieve alone now; after reuniting with Jane i thought it best to be close to Father for a while.

Father has been acting strangely, perhaps because of my mother's passing. But it is not something i had expected. He was supposed to meet with the council of elders today, but I found him in the throne room instead. When i inquired why he was not in attendance, he merely stated, "Meetings bore me," and fiddled with his scepter. 

Day 2:

Father has been giggling a great deal daily. Perhaps his grief has clouded his mind more than I first thought. I worry for him. 

He repeatedly asked me to tell the tale of Loki's fate and made me pause and repeat certain parts, often saying, "Remarkable; so brave and tragic."

I have set up a meeting with Heimdall to inquire if he had noticed anything odd about father.

Day 3:

I am not sure whether or not my meeting with Heimdall was successful...He told me that my father had come to the Bifrost portal on several occasions and asked if Heimdall watched the posteriors of beautiful women. 

Then he asked whether or not Heimdall could see the posterior of my fellow soldier, Natasha. 

Then, according to Heimdall, after a long silence, my father stuck his tongue out at Heimdall and walked away.

Day 4: 

Today we held a banquet in the great hall and my father was ten minutes late, after which he proceeded to lean upon his throne and roll his eyes whenever someone dared speak.

He called Fandral a "meat-brained knave" after Fandral had remarked upon the unusually high quality of the wine that evening

My father took a sip of wine, but then made a very strange face and then opened his mouth to let the wine fall back into his cup

I am very, very worried about my father. Is this a lingering effect of Malekith's evil? 

Day 5:

Whilst Fandral and Sif were at their sparring sessions earlier today, Sif told me later that my father had come up to her and said that she was 'particularly ravishing this morning' and that she could 'ravish any man she liked if she so chose' and that 'My son Loki and you would look very attractive with your bodies close together,' then, Sif said, my father winked at her...or perhaps she meant blinked. 

I do not know what it is when someone tries to wink but only has one eye.

But i am getting sidetracked

This lewd behaviour from my father is most alarming. 

Day 6:

Today, my father found particular pleasure in mocking my friend, Steve of Rogers. 

He painted the symbol of Steve's shield on the floor of the throne room, very sloppily, in paints of red, white, and blue hues.

He refuses to let anyone clean it up. He was twirling his fingers in his beard for a while and complaining about how old he looked.

The Allfather is thousands of years old, I am not sure what he was expecting. 

Day 7:

During breakfast today, my father seemed to find much amusement in eating a large basket of cherries, sucking loudly on the pits of the cherries, and then throwing the pits at Fandral and the eagles and crows resting on the windowsill.

He giggled for a long time when he hit one. 

He hit Fandral in the eye.

Day 8:

I am going back to Earth to get my father some help from whatever witchcraft or dark magic spell that must be affecting him

I do not know what is wrong and am much distraught.

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AN INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF TIME LATER:

THOR 3:

LOKI FINDS ASGARD VERY VERY BORING

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i finally saw the new thor today and i cried and i am emotion and your blog is helping me because i've been staying away for like a week avoiding spoilers now there's all this beautiful gay brother shit to look at and i love u jenny that's all i have to say ps loki said thor was sexy with a seductive voice when he was sif and i am never going to be okay ever again

I know I KNOW ERIN it hurts so good

(and his clandestine line just makes me think thor has a bad habit of fucking him in really public places HNNG)

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itisnotofimport replied to your post: when is kevin going to ge...

preach (also hello bby ilu i miss u)

(ajsdljka hello bby i miss u too)

(i have a lot of kevin feelings ugh)

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CaptainSparklez: 

This is a reupload of a video that originally went up back in October of last year. Soon after it was posted, it was hit with a third party copyright claim that blocked the video from being viewable worldwide. Unfortunately, due to a YouTube bug, I've been unable to pursue a resolution. Although Gangnam Style may not be as much of a hot topic now as it was back when this first went up, this video is something that a lot of work went into, and for my own sense of closure I would still like for it to exist. I will still do what I can to restore the original upload, but for now, this will have to do. Any support on the video would be super awesome.

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Niche's Hannibal Headcannons

Dr. Sutcliffe reads and writes Omegaverse fic in his spare time. When Hannibal made that comment about Will smelling like "a fevered sweetness" he thought Hannibal had somehow found out and was making fun of him.