#its a dick

[foxes-and-ravenkings]

"a perfect bullseye splashdown"

buddy I've got news for you about the shape of that splashdown...

[thesnadger]

A couple of people I follow simultaneously remembered they like the Southern Reach trilogy, and the rest are getting into Our Flag Means Death, so my dash is full of tentacle-covered lighthouses coming from every direction.

[peacock-empire-ac]

Hmm... something about this rock... is suspicious.

Can't put my finger on it...

[zeck143]

Family game night. She just saw I handed her a game piece

[hugepennywisetrash]

Heya Penny. Maybe you should just... Talk to him? You know, tell him it upsets you a lot ans make up with your husband.

[emopenguinxx]

I'm so ok w so much stuff, but i just read someone refer to a dick as a perky prick and i might have to take my eyes out and wash them with bleach.

[cloudyskies-clearwaters]

[switchrealms]

"Line up for womb tattoos. All of you."