May 16
I made a giant stone penis in Minecraft that throws you 1400 blocks in the air with the help of @wheezecheese being my test subject
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I made a giant stone penis in Minecraft that throws you 1400 blocks in the air with the help of @wheezecheese being my test subject
they tell me its a shame im transgender because my dick's so big, i tell them to fuck off
wwhich one of my lovvely trans male moots wwants a huge dick /j
Cop: Excuse me, sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: Is it because of the-
HONK
Driver: Because of the-
HONK
Driver: Because of-
HONK
*ten seconds of silence to check for any more honks*
Driver: …is it because of the “Honk if you think cops have micropenises” bumper sticker?
penis the hedgehog
listen boy.
your rqnoelle is in the group chat. and what you can NOT do is say “penis the hedgehog”.
penis the hedgehog? in front of me?
i don’t think so. fix it. now.
sometimes when my injury flares, i switch to leftie mode (im a natural righty) to scratch the urge to draw. it's still rough, but not as rough as they used to be!
why does everyone want her to have a cock? is frotting and licking a slick nondescript surface not enough? smh
she's perfect the way she is
PENIS WALL
a book fell off my bed
and I tried to say ‘fucking penis’ (cause for some reason I use penis like a swear) and I said ‘fucping kenis’
