#its brooke

[owenjoyners]

we all know jatp tiktok needs to stop doing a lot of things but they need to stop calling alex smart (and we do too). like this mans turns to luke for ideas. multiple times. like you think he has a better idea of what’s going on? no siree. alex has his fair share of no thots head empty moments with willie bc he feels more relaxed with him. 

he and the boys first meet julie, and he says he’ll handle it bc according to him, he can diffuse the situation the best and then continues to yell at julie. he’s anxious about why people can see them when they play with julie, but he has no clue why. there’s no thot process, just anxiety.

my boy is as dumb as a box of rocks just like his friends (excluding julie, she holds the brain cells obvi).

tldr: alex is not smart, he just has anxiety

[matthewmrdock]

Hey y’all so I’m taking my friend who has never seen an mcu movie to see Black Widow bc she loves Florence and is very excited but Needs Help with background information. I made this quick guide so if you want, read it and help me out to add anything on that you think would be helpful, please lmk I really appreciate it also I think it’s kinda funny so if you just want to read it that’s great too ok bye

A Basic Guide to Natasha Romanoff

Iron Man 2 (2010)

We meet Natasha

She’s a spy

Works for SHIELD (government organization like department of defense kinda)

Not very important to her story she’s just there to meet Tony Stark/Iron Man and be hot for the male audience

The Avengers (2012)

This scene is important: (insert link to Loki interrogation scene)

This scene is also important: (insert link to Budapest mention in final fight scene)

Also doesn’t do a ton

Just there for female representation tbh

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

Natasha and Steve Rogers/Captain America learn that SHIELD is really Hydra (a nazi science organization so that’s obviously not good)

They take it down, but she leaks her entire work history to the entire world

Avengers 2 (2015)

This movie is really really bad

But this scene is important (Natasha has had her mind controlled by a girl named Wanda Maximoff and has a nightmare about her time as an assassin so it shows us a little bit about her backstory which we’ve never really seen because #misogyny): red room dream

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

Lots of Avengers go to Nigeria to try to stop some bad peeps

They blow up a building by accident but it raises the question about how are they any better than the people they’re trying to stop if they’re killing a lot of people

They’re divided on whether to let the government oversee them or not

Natasha first sides with the government because she knows she’s done some bad stuff

Then switches sides last minute (big #girlbossmoment there)

So she’s now a war criminal :/

Also there’s this guy who works for the government named Agent Ross and he shows up in BW he’s not important he’s just the guy in charge of finding the Avengers that didn’t listen to the government (aka Natasha)

Avengers: Infinity War/Avengers: Endgame (2018-2023 🤯)

Not much happens for Natasha in Infinity War

She does a little more in Endgame but doesn’t do much more bc

Natasha dies #rip

So basically Natasha and Clint/Hawkeye had to decide which one of them was gonna die

They fight to each sacrifice themself on the edge of a cliff bc they’re besties and don’t want the other to die

But Natasha jumps off the cliff

And that takes us to Black Widow (takes place right after CA: Civil War in 2016)

So yeah pls tell me if I missed anything super important thx

[wallywst-moved]

Ngl I’m pretty upset that we’re getting two completely different Barbara Gordons in like 2 years and neither one of them is a ginger

[frvitbatz]

ive gone by adam for so long but its too masculine for me now (we love a fluctuating gender identity!!) and i need a name that im comfy with (also im starting to love my birthname??????? which is wild)

[kouukie]

Have a random in game screenshot of her

[owenjoyners]

so..... jatp tiktok is trying to get jatp back on netflix’s top ten list tomorrow in hopes of a possible s2 announcement

so if you weren’t planning to, watch some jatp tomorrow!! i’m pretty sure people were planning to around 6 pm est, but i don’t think it really matters.

so if you want to, end your friday with some julie and the phantoms :)

[owenjoyners]

so did the boys go to los feliz high?? like if someone lived in julies house *cough cough* alex *cough cough* then they must’ve gone to los feliz, and they probably all went to school together and they seem to know their way around the school whenever they go visit julie. anyways reggie saying “I miss high school” hits a little different knowing it’s their high school

[owenjoyners]

BOOBOOS GONNA BE IN THE GRINCH MUSICAL WITH MATTHEW MORRISON

i fully planned on ignoring this bc mr morrison literally gives me war flashbacks from glee and haunts me in my sleep

but BOOBOO?? now i have to watch