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✪ (Elen and Hal!)

Send me ✪ and my muse will tell you what they’d like to do to/with yours.

One ✦ = They don’t want to do this at all. Five ✦ = They would die to be doing this! (Zero ✦ = “Wat?!”)

My muse would like to…

✦ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ dance with your muse. ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ sing for your muse. ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ask your muse out on a date. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧ take a bath with your muse. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧ hold your muse tight. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧ lean onto your muse. ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ kiss your muse. ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ sleep with your muse. ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ marry your muse. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧ watch your muse sleep.

✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧ cuddle your muse. ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ go to a party with your muse. ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ watch a movie with your muse ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ play video games with your muse ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ steal horses with your muse. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧ cook together with your muse. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ support your muse’s hobbies. ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ get drunk with your muse.

✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ watch your muse cry. ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ send your muse away. ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ make your muse trip. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧ deny your muse’s existence. ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ slap your muse. ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ crush your muse’s dreams ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ set your muse’s home on fire. ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ kill your muse.

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dirkjohn vigilante AU that takes place in a futuristic version of the future, lots of tech ala what Dirk and Roxy have. Crockercorp controls everything pretty much, but kind of mundanely. Like if mcdonalds took over the government but if the only difference was Ronald McDonald was on all our money and the government mail you got had big yellow Ms on them.

Anyway, Dirk, is a vigilante. This AU has prosthetics like the trolls have, But Dirk’s are special in that they can let him hack and control other machinery, and also he has a sword. He sees himself as a little too self-centered to call himself a superhero, vigilante sounds much more true neutral. Anyway he’s poor and has a shitty job fixing people’s phones and toasters but he keeps going out and fighting crime at night anyway.

Cue in John, who is a SuperVillian. Like, megamind “presentation is everything” sort of supervillian. Dirk runs into him a few times while John is pulling off smaller crimes, robbing places and destroying small buildings, and they’re very evenly matched. Dirk can’t figure out what John’s after or even what his abilities are- John is just constantly able to give him the slip and that frustrates dirk to no end. Their encounters are rife with sexual tension, minus that time John threw an Actual Pie in Dirk’s face.

turns out crockercorp was of course planning something big and terrible and John was actually working to stop it and in the end he and dirk have to work together to save all their friends and its great

#also at one point Dirk gets a virus in his prosthetics that fucks with him so bad #its hal #homestuck #dirkjohn #idk if john has windy powers or something else #theyre probably crockercorps fault #like he was The Thing or something and a science experiment went wrong