May 19, 2025
Oh nooooo
Im just picturing a specific circumstance adjacent to this whole game, where majima goes off to be a pirate while kiryu and majima are together (based on an au’s setup in a fic i love)
And kiryu and majima argue abt whether kiryu is coming. Majima says “look, man, you got kids!”
Kiryu just explodes on him. “I have kids? You have kids!” (Majima came into the picture and is in a vague area between being a family friend and being a co-parent to the orphans; its a secret that theyre dating)
Majima’s like “…oh. oh yeah.”
#this is meant to be funny#im picturing some cartoon ass antics here#its not dramatic#its just a Lovers Quarrel#kiryu’s gonna grab him by the shirt like its his scruff#and then violently shake him#YOU TUCK MY KIDS IN AND KISS THEIR LITTLE HEADS AT NIGHT???#LIKE HELL THEYRE NOT UR KIDS#the problem is Communicate#communicate abt this setup for the love of god#pirate yakuza in hawaii