I was working today and a gentleman entered the store (a fairly normal occurrence) and I noticed a tattoo on his arm (also normal. I like looking at all the different tattoos that adorn our customers) and this particular gentleman's had managed to combine both the Toronto Maple Leafs (the NHL team) and Goatse (do not google). I will say that while the tattoo was subtle enough that the lay person would not know what it was; I however, immediately clocked this man for the foul creature he is. I had to leave the room to compose myself and by the time I returned he had left.