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Emily II She/Her II 20 || hi whimsy

[lgbtqiatext]

[em-is-blogging]

the chicago manual of style has merch and i need it all more than words can describe

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[em-is-blogging]

googling hysterectomies near me i’m so tired of this shit GET IT OUT OF ME

[em-is-blogging]

one of my greatest fears in life is trying one of those period cramp simulators and finding out my cramps actually aren’t that bad and i’m just a big baby

[em-is-blogging]

my spider plant keeps making babies but i don’t have room for any more and no one will take them

[videolottery]

I’ve been watching so many old garbage movies recently that I’ve started to have like 60s sci fi themed nightmares where I’m being attacked by like horrible ape monsters and it’s actually scary as fuck! What an awful problem to have

[videolottery]

Last night I had a dream about a terrible science experiment called Moon 13 that involved putting scantily clad women inside of large lava lamps to harness their innate psychic ability. I wish this was a joke

[pocket-deer-belly]

it's like, definitely still mansplaining if the man is dominating the conversation unintentionally and he would totally stop if you asked him to, actually. like, the term exists to describe a phenomenon that arises from the implicit bias that women are expected to simply be less knowledgeable about things. it doesn't matter if he's doing it on purpose or not. he does it cause he expects women to not know things or to not have any input. maybe don't fucking expect women to stand up for themselves every single time they have to have a conversation with a man because that shit happens like daily for a lot of women

[pocket-deer-belly]

genuinely, sincerely, if you are a man you need to learn to shut up when you're talking to women

[feralsorcerer]

I keep seeing people saying that peter and frank have a "father/son dynamic" or a "uncle/nephew dynamic" but you are all wrong. They have the dynamic of the older coworker that you are way to close with when you're in your 20s. We've all had that coworker. Thats your best friend kinda. But it only works in a work setting

[lastoneout]

Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.

[em-is-blogging]

my favorite way to terrorize my sister since moving out is to send her pictures of my incredible cooking that she can’t have

[em-is-blogging]

my cat has started getting under the blankets at night which would be super cute if she was doing to cuddle instead of doing it to attack me in my sleep

[em-is-blogging]

i’ve been watching a lot of documentaries about january 6th and it’s so shocking how much trump had completely deteriorated in the last few years, he went from clear and articulate to complete and utter nonsense blabbering

[em-is-blogging]

i love sleeping with five of my cats toys and the curtains she tore down all in my bed

[heatherwitch]

Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” that was written in 1950 is set on the day of August 4th, 2026 (tomorrow)!! Now’s your chance to read it around the time it’s based in!

Audio: A recording of Leonard Nimoy reading it on Internet Archive.

Text: A PDF version.

Graphic Novel: On Internet Archive.

[an-ambient-girl]

[matobawataru]

omg it’s dr. roberta bobby, author of one of my favorite tweets ever written

[marxistlesbianist]

Omg she wrote one of my favorites also

[etherealvoidechoes]

Man, I need to be responsible and not buy it. But anything can happen between now and the end of August.