#its-shark-time

[rosallorart]

Debt and Birth

@onetinyjackass, @its-shark-time, @atailoralwaysknows

He’s here for his paycheck.

Smoke filters through the room, off his and Stitch’s twin cigarettes. Another mansion. A fuller one, by all standards, but shabbier, in Droog’s eyes. Mostly because of Itchy’s pure existence. Anything inhabited by such a creature made it look less dignified, just on principle. The presence of Trace certainly didn’t help either.

Droog gazes upon the leprechaun, the seemingly leprechaun-humanoid hybrid, some sort of robot, and the lump indicating the jellied hellspawn that was currently inside of Itchy. “Hello, fuckers.” He clicks the safety on the semi-automatic off. “Your god is here.”

[oneshadyhellhound]

★

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // Youare family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

[aetherialarchfiend]

★

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

[coldsteelse7en]

((uPPERCUTS CROWBAR IN THE DICK I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING))

((hey rude that’s his wiener we’re talking about. he needs that for Megidos))

[aetherialarchfiend]

👏

👏I’ll describe what a fusion between our muses would look and act like

Some Music Perhaps?

I imagine they’d be about average height, with vaguely effeminate curves but nothing overmuch noticeable. Probably a nice dusky sage colour, very nice green eyes. Sharklike teeth hidden behind painted lips. It would be a person to literally die for, in a sense.

Personality wise, I feel they’d be somewhat more cautious and reserved. Maybe speak in vague terms most of the time. And I swear they’d be doting on Itchy all the damn time, kind of torn between the roles they have as split peoples of lover and almost parental figure. It would be very confusing for them, to say the least, and I feel they’d have trouble keeping themselves fused

[rosallorart]

🍀

Droog is oblivious to how many people distrust him at the outset of their relationship. He knows he’s a gangster but he much more prefers to think of himself as a gentleman first. He tries very hard to win people over, regardless of their starting point in their attitude towards him.

[rosallorart]

((I secretly think ur a cutie and need smooches uvu))

((OHHH... goodness gracious aaaaa...... thank you...))

[oneshadyhellhound]

☎

[txt] Can’t talk much.  Busy day.

[txt] But thanks for the concern earlier.  

[txt] You’re actually pretty alright.