ColdSteelSe7en

You are a Capo of the Felt. You are a piece of a clock that has stopped working. Your existence causes the other parts to tremble. You are breaking time. You are Crowbar. (Borgatabent Dependent Crowbar RP Blog)

[coldsteelse7en]

It’s very hard to mobilize a vast criminal organization when you can’t even find all first five numbers in a group of fifteen. I even find myself having to make my own coffee half the time. Such a bother.

[a-succulent-gardener-deactivate]

I cant belive fin is fucking dead

FINALLY , took him long enough 

[coldsteelse7en]

NOOOOOO I WILL FIX HIM Wonderful, now MY robot is emotional

[coldsteelse7en]

-throws pieces of candy at Clover instead of throwing punches-

[coldsteelse7en]

Time to fight Clover.

[menacingmaid]

(ง0_0)ง

[fouramour]

fight clover!

[coldsteelse7en]

@menacingmaid I’m sorry my love, he has made it perfectly clear. If I think Halloween is childish, he and I need to fight. But don’t worry, I know how to beat the world’s luckiest man. @fouramour A gentleman’s round of fisticuffs it is then.

[fouramour]

name your time ‘n place. ;P

[coldsteelse7en]

Backyard in four hours. Clover beware, you’re in for a scare

[coldsteelse7en]

Time to fight Clover.

[menacingmaid]

(ง0_0)ง

[fouramour]

fight clover!

[coldsteelse7en]

@menacingmaid I’m sorry my love, he has made it perfectly clear. If I think Halloween is childish, he and I need to fight. But don’t worry, I know how to beat the world’s luckiest man. @fouramour A gentleman’s round of fisticuffs it is then.

[coldsteelse7en]

Time to fight Clover.

[bob-belcher]

[greenbeanthirteen]

coldsteelse7en:

greenbeanthirteen:

Yeah. Hey, speakin’ of, what are you goin’ as this year Crowbar? I’m goin’ as a werewolf!

I’m going as a green man in a green suit.

But… You’re already a green man in a green suit?

[coldsteelse7en]

Exactly. I don’t plan on going out. 

[greenbeanthirteen]

Aw shucks. Why not? 

[coldsteelse7en]

I’m not one to go out on Halloween. It seems like, no offence, a childish endeavor at this point. 

[greenbeanthirteen]

No offense taken! I just like dressing up in costumes… And candy. Candy is also real good. I know we can buy it, but there’s just somethin’ about the holiday that makes it taste way better.

[coldsteelse7en]

I’ll steal a bit from everyone’s candy when it’s all said and done anyway, as I’ve done for years.

[greenbeanthirteen]

coldsteelse7en:

greenbeanthirteen:

Yeah. Hey, speakin’ of, what are you goin’ as this year Crowbar? I’m goin’ as a werewolf!

I’m going as a green man in a green suit.

But… You’re already a green man in a green suit?

[coldsteelse7en]

Exactly. I don’t plan on going out. 

[greenbeanthirteen]

Aw shucks. Why not? 

[coldsteelse7en]

I’m not one to go out on Halloween. It seems like, no offence, a childish endeavor at this point. 

[greenbeanthirteen]

coldsteelse7en:

greenbeanthirteen:

Yeah. Hey, speakin’ of, what are you goin’ as this year Crowbar? I’m goin’ as a werewolf!

I’m going as a green man in a green suit.

But… You’re already a green man in a green suit?

[coldsteelse7en]

Exactly. I don’t plan on going out. 

[coldsteelse7en]

I have done my part of celebrating the season by not removing any cobwebs that have formed around this fairly empty house.

[greenbeanthirteen]

Wait, those are real?

[coldsteelse7en]

Oh yes, quite real. I assumed that it not only served as appropriate decoration but Serket would appreciate the influx of spiders as well. 

[greenbeanthirteen]

Oh wowie, I hope I don’t get bit. We should probably clean those up sometime soon. Spider bites hurt a lot.

[coldsteelse7en]

I would keep your head down then for now. TIS the season after all.

[greenbeanthirteen]

Yeah. Hey, speakin’ of, what are you goin’ as this year Crowbar? I’m goin’ as a werewolf!

[coldsteelse7en]

I’m going as a green man in a green suit.

[coldsteelse7en]

I have done my part of celebrating the season by not removing any cobwebs that have formed around this fairly empty house.

[greenbeanthirteen]

Wait, those are real?

[coldsteelse7en]

Oh yes, quite real. I assumed that it not only served as appropriate decoration but Serket would appreciate the influx of spiders as well. 

[greenbeanthirteen]

Oh wowie, I hope I don’t get bit. We should probably clean those up sometime soon. Spider bites hurt a lot.

[coldsteelse7en]

I would keep your head down then for now. TIS the season after all.

[coldsteelse7en]

I have done my part of celebrating the season by not removing any cobwebs that have formed around this fairly empty house.

[greenbeanthirteen]

Wait, those are real?

[coldsteelse7en]

Oh yes, quite real. I assumed that it not only served as appropriate decoration but Serket would appreciate the influx of spiders as well. 

[coldsteelse7en]

I have done my part of celebrating the season by not removing any cobwebs that have formed around this fairly empty house.

[menacingmaid]

coldsteelse7en:

My purpose then is to intentionally one-up you for each step of the way when it comes to affections and displays of such.

0ne-up me, hm? We’ll see ab0ut that. 0u~

[coldsteelse7en]

I am not one for emotes but rest assured I am winking back

[coldsteelse7en]

menacingmaid replied to your post: It seems I have woken from my deep slumber. Hello.

I was beginning t0 w0nder where y0u’d been in the virtual sense. 0_0

It seems I had some computer trouble. Luckily Crowbot was able to fix things, but evidently even though he and I are practically twins, he put me in the waiting queue for repairs.

[menacingmaid]

That d0esn’t entirely surprise me, really. But I’m glad he g0t t0 it regardless. I’d be a liar if I didn’t admit that I miss y0u whenever y0u are g0ne. C0mputing included!

[coldsteelse7en]

I miss you as well, my love. Even when I slumber. The only reprieve is if you sleep beside me and even then, nothing can compare to your company while we both wake.

[menacingmaid]

0h g00dness, that t00. The flattering me bey0nd belief thr0ugh even typed w0rd al0ne. D0 y0u ever tire 0f being s0 w0nderful all the time?

[coldsteelse7en]

I wouldn’t say that I’m wonderful, but I never tire of flattering you. It IS my job as your husband to be.

[menacingmaid]

0h I kn0w y0u w0uldn’t, which is why I said it f0r y0u. And I’ll even say it again. Y0u’re w0nderful. 0u0

Well it happens t0 be MY j0b in turn t0 sm0ther y0u in the appr0priate affecti0ns f0r being such a dear. A h0bby t00. M0re like my driving purp0se really.

[coldsteelse7en]

My purpose then is to intentionally one-up you for each step of the way when it comes to affections and displays of such.

[coldsteelse7en]

menacingmaid replied to your post: It seems I have woken from my deep slumber. Hello.

I was beginning t0 w0nder where y0u’d been in the virtual sense. 0_0

It seems I had some computer trouble. Luckily Crowbot was able to fix things, but evidently even though he and I are practically twins, he put me in the waiting queue for repairs.

[menacingmaid]

That d0esn’t entirely surprise me, really. But I’m glad he g0t t0 it regardless. I’d be a liar if I didn’t admit that I miss y0u whenever y0u are g0ne. C0mputing included!

[coldsteelse7en]

I miss you as well, my love. Even when I slumber. The only reprieve is if you sleep beside me and even then, nothing can compare to your company while we both wake.

[menacingmaid]

0h g00dness, that t00. The flattering me bey0nd belief thr0ugh even typed w0rd al0ne. D0 y0u ever tire 0f being s0 w0nderful all the time?

[coldsteelse7en]

I wouldn’t say that I’m wonderful, but I never tire of flattering you. It IS my job as your husband to be.