#itsacoup

[mypetkids]

#rolereversal going on here today! ____________________ #whatishappening #itsacoup #thecatsareincharge #codyisthesilentsupporter #figaro #emmettryan #thecontinualquestsofemmettryan #mypetkidspluskid #mypetkids https://www.instagram.com/p/BpHjsYZA352/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ra43hhh733fg

[natessamansur]

Some say ah crazy 💕 They probably right, I mad 💘 But I know I am a soldier 💞 Defending carnaval 💖 #ItsAcoup #AmiTaCuChampagne #TsunamiAruba (at Jamanota)

[bestthingofficial]

Fic: Sparked Under Pressure by itsacoup

Posted by: james Fandom: Hockey RPF Characters/Pairings: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin Rating: Explicit Length: 57,821 words Summary: The Russian Empire requests the honour of your presence at the marriage of their son, His Illustrious Highness, Prince Evgeni Vladimirovich Malkin to His Royal Highness, Prince Sidney of Canada, Duke of Nova Scotia on Friday morning, 8 September 1854, at half past ten o’clock, in the Russian Orthodox Cathedral of St. Nicholas, Jauresgasse 2, Vienna, Austria Reception from noon until eight o’clock at the Zeremoniensaal of the Hofburg Palace A wedding does not a marriage make. Why is it the BEST THING EVER: If you like steampunk, this story has so much glorious detail, both the steam science as well as the social structure. The entire world is very well filled-out and you never really feel like the hockey players are just pasted onto the AU. Everyone's personalities are developed within the world while remaining recognisably themselves (or the fictional versions of themselves, yanno.) There are subplots and touches of other stuff going on that you don't see all of, but you know they exist and makes you want five more books set within the world, following other characters. It is also filled with wonderful, wonderful pining and angst and some fumbling first times without anyone being a wilting flower. Fanwork Links: http://ift.tt/29q7tCS comments & original content @ bestthingever

[ofgeography]

TBTTCHT is that I find someone with a manual car who can teach me how to drive stick. Enough clothes and belongings for six months fly into my suitcases with no actual human intervention required, and it's precisely what I need. The entire landmass of Ohio permanently relocates elsewhere in the US, so I can be 240 miles closer to home (well, until I leave). Oh, and suddenly being fluent in Italian would be great too. Whew, so cathartic! Thank you :)

um, not ONLY do you find someone with a manual car who can teach you how to drive stick, what you FIND is Surprisingly Able Life Coach Fifty Cent, and he strikes the perfect balance between firm and encouraging!!!! "you have to shift into gear earlier than that," Fifty tells you, "but just so you know, you're doing so great!!! let's go home after this and make some vision boards!!!"

a cop pulls you over when you stall at a red light and Fifty is like, "no, officer, i'm sorry, this person is just learning to drive stick. it's very stressful, and this person still has to pack."

"WHAT?!" asks the cop. "but that's crazy!!!! why would you pack your own clothes when the ohio police department can do it for you?! come on, kids, follow me through all the red lights!"

so a small but mighty force of police officers pack all your stuff!!! it's amazing how well they know you because they pack EXACTLY what you need and not an ITEM more. AND because you're so gracious and make them all lemonade, they all pay to have your stuff shipped to your new apartment and unpacked by some strapping italians who Just Want To Make Sure You Enjoy Your Stay, Seriously, Here Is Some Free Gelato.

good thing you discover a mad leveled-up rosetta stone on the flight to your new house, which magically teaches you fluent italian in the time it takes to drive to the airport!!! thank god you can speak totally fluently now, to the point where people don't even know you're not a native!!

PLUS: GUESS WHAT. GUESS WHAT!!! YOU JUST FOUND OUT THAT APPARATION ISN'T SOMETHING JK ROWLING DREAMED UP!!! turns out the military was working on aparation technology this WHOLE TIME, and now it's available to the public!! you can pop back home any time you want!! your family can come visit without any hassle at all!!!

WHAT A GREAT DAY YOU'RE HAVING, IT'S THE VERY VERY VERY VERY BEST.