#itsauston

[so-saoirse-archived-blog]

Hey mom, just want you to know I'm talking to Taylor and will find a way to see her, so try to stop me... thanks, bye!

[Acknowledged @ 9:35pm ]

[sokennyjenner]

[text] So, did Zac give you any answers about your perfect boy?

[text]: sort of? your lover boy told me some stuff i already knew but never thought too deeply about and made me realise that Alex and I are not /that/ different.

[biiiig-z]

[text] You see him a lot more than I do, given the fact you two play on the same team, so I was pretty sure you’d have the better dirt than me.

[text]  I’m not sure what dirt I really have on him, but I love to be useful when I’m needed.

[biiiig-z]

[text] Hey, the better Jenner sister, Kendall, needs some dirt on your boy Wenny. [text] She was hitting me up for it, but I told her I wasn't the one to ask about it.

[text] Well damn, guess they really hit it off after the Met Gala.

[text] I’ll talk to her and see what information I can serve up for her that she might want. 

[biiiig-z]

[text] More like you shouldn't be taking pain meds and drinking, that's why we cut you off. At least you looked good. [text] No, I think my hangover is an overwhelming sense of smell, cause I feel like I can smell anything. [text] Two king sizes? Really? I mean you do sprawl out a lot. You know, there is a site that makes special sized beds.

[text] Yup, that’s true. But I just wanted to have a good time, which I did. Hey, you looked really good too, but I think Taylor outshined us both.

[text] I mean, two kings would solve the problem. But I did not know about that website, so that makes more sense. Only we would have this problem.

[biiiig-z]

[text] Pft, hangover? What hangover? [text] Woke up fine, though the smell of the potato salad in the fridge doesn't help. [text] Also, I think we need to get a bigger bed.

[text] Well, from what I remember, we were both decently tipsy last night. Even if I did only have like, one or two glasses.

[text] Do you suddenly have a sixth sense for potato salad? 

[text] You’re right, we really do need a bigger bed. I’m sure Taylor doesn’t appreciate being smushed in between us. What if we just get two king sized beds and push them together?

[biiiig-z]

[text] So how's the hangover?

[text] Not too bad, just a slight headache, so I’ve had worse. I slept like a freakin baaaby. How about you, bad hangover?

[biiiig-z]

[text] I'm always a little soft, what are you talking about? [text] I know, I know you want to wear them, but you know in the end, you're going to look great without them, even with the sling.

[text] Yeah, from the guy who just admitted to bullying me a little bit earlier in the week. 

[text] Wellll, thank ya babe. I’m really excited for tonight. I wish they made like Gucci slings or something so I could have something else sick to pull the outfit together. 

[text] All three of us are going to look amazing.