How HIMYM should have ended!
Ted: and that kids...
*mother walks in and sits on Ted’s lap*
is the story of how I met your mother. The universe has a great way of introducing people and situations. I’m glad that before your mother and I met, she got to meet everyone who meant the most to me. It made it easier for her to fit in with the gang which made me realize she is the one. I won’t lie, there were times where I doubted love. Multiple times at that but something told me to never give up.
Tracy: that something was faith.
*looks at Ted*
When I saw your dad for the first time in that classroom making a fool out of himself I knew that there was a connection between us. Whether it be a yellow umbrella…
Ted: or me running into her former roommate and her lesbian lover on the train
Tracy:*laughs* or that, you just have to learn how to trust faith and let everything fall into place. If you choose to be patient we promise it’s worth the wait.
Penny: If there was one thing I learned from this it is patience because dad loves to talk.
Luke: Yeah he does! Some of the stories he told us were unnecessary.
Penny: I mean why would you tell us about uncle Barney’s prefect week?
*Tracy looks at Ted*
Luke: or if you won the belt or not?
Tracy: You told them that story?
Luke and Penny: AND WHAT ABOUT THE PINEAPPLE?
*Children’s voice fades into the background as Ted and Tracy looks at each other*
Ted: It’s funny.
Tracy: What is that hunny?
Ted: I do talk alot. I guess I just like to remember the things that helped get me here. I’m surprised you didn’t get tired of my stories even when I repeated them.
Tracy: No-can-do’s-ville, baby doll. No-can-do’s-ville.
*Ted and Tracy kiss as the camera switches to the kids arguing with each other, slowly pans to the left to the floor where the yellow umbrella sits*