#itspidahman

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Lettuce make some sandwiches

                Harry eyed him, then eyed the lettuce on the counter,                 his eyes rested back on Peter... Before he was practically                tackling the counter to grab the lettuce and rush to the sink,               a huge grin plastered on his face, “Just for that this is going            RIGHT DOWN the garbage disposal!”

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I'm gonna be goblin some pizza later

                  “You’re so fucking rude I swear--”

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Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

          “Yeah, see, this one I like a lot better.”

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Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

          “That’s a really bad line, tiger.”

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✉ ☥ (have fun with an awkward Peter)

✉ - sext from your character

[sms; tiger] ……..[sms; tiger] who are you and why do you have peter parker’s phone?

☥ - nude pictures from your character

[sms; tiger] this has been happening much more often lately[sms; tiger] i’m not complaining though, really[sms; tiger] guess i should return the favor? ;)

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[text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…

[sms; tiger] if they want to enter into this relationship and help pay for our child, they can be my guest

[sms; tiger] also who invited you to a party???

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[text] I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese

[sms; tiger] the lord has answered my prayers