#itsteaveetime

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"You wear glasses?" -itsteaveetime

“Yes, for reading. I have trouble with small text.”

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Wait, why does Veruca get a table? I lasted longer than her! I'm technical runner up. -@itsteaveetime

“i didn’t give her the table. the little klepto took it.” shoulders shrug. “do you want a chair or something? tsk, weirdo.”

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‘ do you like people? ’ -itsteaveetime

“You already know the answer, Mike. Of course I like people. If I didn’t, I’d be a one man factory.” 

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Spoopy asks: nymph & ghost -@itsteaveetime

Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?

“Quiet, for the most part. I like to put on sweat pants and relax, maybe have a drink. Sometimes I think out loud, and try to put my mind at rest. I like to get at least *some* sleep if I can.

Ghost: Do you have any regrets?

“A few. I regret not getting married when I had the chance. Don’t become a workaholic, it can ruin relationships just as any other addiction. I regret being too lenient with my hiring process back in the day. If I did more thorough background checks, I wouldn’t have had all those spies coming into the factory. And, finally I regret not getting to know you kids better. It probably would have helped keep you out of trouble and, y’know, not maimed.”

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TRUTH: if I hadn't gotten mostly fixed on my own, would you have just left me shrunk forever? -@teaveetime

“Well, I wasn’t expecting something like this to pop up. And the answer is possibly, but that’s if you didn’t reach out to me. However, if you did reach out I’ve got a nice taffy puller, as you already know. I wonder how that’d work if you were still four inches tall...”

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Frankenstein, but like, the doctor. -@itsteaveetime

“Ah! Dr. Frankenstein! I was confused when you said ‘the doctor.’ My mind went to Doctor Who for a second there/ But, I can see where you got the idea from! 

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Dnd dice & erasers -itsteaveetime

Dnd dice:do you like any 'nerdy' things? what are they?

“I absolutely love Doctor Who. I think it’s because I can relate a bit to the Doctor. I’ve also a knack for the occasional retro games. I have a NES in my office.”

Erasers & Eraster Caps:  if you could remove one event or person from your life entirely, who or what would it be?

“Ultimately, the one event I’d remove from my life, if I could, would be any of you kids getting harmed. I truly do feel remorse for that happening. Nobody deserves to end up like you kids did-although I think the one who was the least harmed was Augustus, but still. If you all could’ve gone the tour without any injury, then that would be perfect.” 

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      “...What can I say? I like animals.”