#itv4

[kirstythejetblackgoldfish]

[darknesshayz]

Me: “Hornblower is on ITV4 at seven mum”

Mum: “I take it you want to watch it because Paul is in it”

Me: “He ain’t in it until after four episodes”

Mum: “oh so you want to watch it?”

Me: “I dunno I’d like to because Ioan Gruffudd but if it clashes with Casualty then I’ll have to miss it”

Mum: “don’t you have them on DVD?”

Me: “your daughter is a weird fool you should know that, but Ioan is beautiful and cute to look at - trust me you’ll love him”

This convo was said while I am a little tipsy.

[darknesshayz]

Hornblower - S2 - Episode 1: Mutiny

Find out when Hornblower is on TV, including Series 2-Episode 1: Mutiny. Episode guide, trailer, review, preview, cast list and where to stream it on demand, on catch up and download.

Yeaaaah, looks like one of my favourite episodes of Hornblower is on next weekend. I think I know what I'll be watching even though I have it on DVD, because I am a weird soul.

[hatfejusarkany]

HUMANS on ITV4 (on an old crappy Toshiba TV)

[angelkitty32001]

Fucks sake ITV4! Thank you SO much for putting a fucking break in when the botched Buckshot happens.

Raging of Halesowen

[pbrstreetgang73]

Watching on #ITV4 but here’s a pic of the #steelbook #051 https://www.instagram.com/p/CKH-8YfF5pN/?igshid=v4j4wz4iuj0t

[pbrstreetgang73]

#ITV4 going full 80’s in the afternoons #DempseyAndMakepeace #Minder #TheProfessionals https://www.instagram.com/p/CCloEHAFl31/?igshid=1vtc1dii8dov2

[laroque09]

Shock!  Horror!  Unheard of!  Today we could be found (a) watching day time television and (b) it was a cycling programme.

Today’s daytime TV.

The Tour de France, to be exact.  Normally we only display an interest in this or any other cycling event if it passes our front door: as it did twice when we lived in France, and once, in 2014, when memorably, the Tour began in Yorkshire.

The Tour de France goes through Laroque, 2012

Today however, stage 15 of this year’s Tour took place in the area we called home, the Ariège.  We had to watch.  The struggles of the cyclists passed us by as we grew nostalgic, even damp-eyed as familiar roads, familiar landscapes appeared on screen.

Foix: today’s almost-finishing point.

But as I watched, I was reminded me of an incident that took place in Laroque, back in 2012.

Every year, just before the Tour, another cycling race takes place in the Ariège: L’Ariégeoise.  It’s divided into three levels of difficulty: the Ariégeoise itself (160 km,3,500 m. of climbing), the Mountagnole (118 km, 2,500 m. of climbing) and for wimps, the Passejade, a mere 68 km, and 750 m. of climbing.

That year, the route passed our way.  That year, the routes of the two main races parted company in Laroque.  And that year, there were no signs to say so….  and nor were there special marshalls for the Mountagnards.

The unsuspecting riders arrive at the parting of the ways….

As the riders arrived at the crossroads in town , they didn’t know where to go.  Ariégeoises  followed Mountagnards.  Mountagnards followed Ariégeoises.  It was hopeless.  Riders tried to turn round, collided with those behind them, swore, and swore again as they saw their hard-won perfect timings being swallowed up in the chaos.  With extraordinary presence of mind, I shot some video footage.

  I heard later that following the event, the race organisers used my little clip for  training purposes, to demonstrate How Not To Organise a Cycling Event.  I’m guessing it’s part of every year’s Tour de France training too.  That’s why it always runs so smoothly.

You can read all about it here.

How Not to Run a Cycling Race Shock!  Horror!  Unheard of!  Today we could be found (a) watching day time television and (b) it was a cycling programme.