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Hi Ivan! =D What made you realise you were in love with Noel?
“W-well, that’s fairly hard to say.....but they caught my attention just by being nice to me in the first place. I was not having many friends at the time, so they were quick to be becoming the highlight of my days......they are..quite hard to ignore, they are having quite the eccentric personality.”
My biggest turn on is sudden acts of dominance. I was cuddling with my girlfriend and she told me to go to sleep. I said "no" so she pulled my hair and said "don't say no to me." Then one time I asked her for a kiss and she asked me "what do you say" so I said please and she looked at me with the most hungry look and said "say it again." Like fucking damn I want her to WRECK me.
[ I agree, 10/10 would let my boyfriend do that to me. Fuck yeah anon’s girlfriend, you’re doing it right. ]
Triggered ~ 🎶
(when the lobotomy kicks in)
but has anyone put the new captions together??
"And now tempting inside" (which stands for A.N.T.I)
"stitched together"
and finally "ze good doctah".
"Ze good doctah Stitched together A.N.T.I."
approaching picking my college major not as “this is my ideal career path” but rather “I hope having to deal with form of bureaucracy every day will make me want to act like an anti establishment cartoon supervillain the least compared to other ones”
Russia! You said Noel gave you that scarf yeah? Care to tell us what happened when they gave it to you? Like was it a birthday present or something? It's so sweet that you cherish their gift so much!! ^v^
“Да, it was a gift from them.....for my birthday, yes.....and when they gave it to me....I gave them my old scarf. They cried.”
Takeover Time!
“Hey, so we may be just a liiiiiiittle late to the party, but we’re hosting takeover too! It uh, took me longer than expected to be able to nab the computer from Noel, sorry about that.”
“Won’t they be feeling angry with us for stealing it without the permission....?”
“Naaaaaa, they’re totally fine with it! Don’t worry about anything, big guy, I’m the internet expert, I handle all the cyberspace junk.”
“If anyone should be the tech expert here, it clearly is-”
“Oh yeah, also this smartass rotisserie chicken over here is...here too. We got quite a few newcomers since the last time we ran the blog, so feel free to ask pretty much anyone on Noel’s fave list a question, and I’ll poke them with a pen until they answer.”
“Ask away, everyone! Within reason, no gross stuff or anything. And have fun!”
Hi Ivan! I wanted to ask, how is married life with Noel? Is there anything different that you’ve noticed? (Like, for example, do you feel closer emotionally to them now that they’re your spouse?) Feel free to gush as much as you want :) (@selfshipdork)
“Ah, where do I start......living with them has simply been lovely. They’ve never been particularly stuffy, but being able to be seeing them all relaxed and casual is simply the cutest thing.....they are being so shy about their bed head they are having every morning, it is so cute! Sharing a bed has also been lovely, perhaps because I am simply seeking an excuse to be holding them.......they are having trouble sleeping on many nights, but they have admitted that it helps when I hold them.....it feels wonderful to simply be of some use to be giving them comfort.”
“And now I am finally having someone to cook for! The Baltics were always afraid of me...and wouldn’t touch it, but Noel is always so happy to see me making breakfast in the morning...perhaps it is just nice to act as a doting husband for them, as embarrassing as thag is sounding now that I say it aloud.....”
