#ive earned it

[valtsv]

they should add an emoji of a guy getting decapitated

they should add a decapitation section to the emoji interface including a severed head, axe and chopping block, guillotine, executioner's sword, and headless horseman emojis. just for me specifically.

[combeauferre]

would it be a world-ending catastrophe if i spent £5 on bubble tea today

[blueberry-ink-93]

house of atreus fic stuff

that ill def get around to eventually. ft the most original titles ever lol:

you can come home to me (when ur ready): hermione x orestes

nettle tea: iphigenia character study (ft. iphichilles)

overgrown garden: achilles x iphigenia thing based on this post :>

[anotherpapercut]

idk if I can smoke a joint in a thunderstorm my way out of this one boys

[canadianno]

Whats Lamberts past? Where are they from? I think I remember seeing a post from you about the Lambs being from Concolor. Can you tell me more about their upbringing and culture?

(Yapping below cut)

Lamberts past is SO important to my au. I think that backstories are! Fun! And silly! And the lamb needs more backstory representation!

Lambert was born in the mountains of Concolor, the realm of death. They were born into a world that was already trying to get rid of them, and because of it there's alot of things they genuinely haven't done. Lambert has never been to school, for example.

Their mother was named Ewein (you-in) and their father was named Ramsey. They were born with a fraternal twin, as most if not all sheep are, who was named Woolf (wolf)

They didn't actually learn too much of their culture from their parents- their father insisted apon some, such as learning to spin yarn, learning of the stories, worshipping their missing god- but their mother discouraged as much as she could.

Lambert escaped home at 8 or 9 years old, gunshot to the back of the arm, alone, and followed their mother's instruction to flee for the gate of Concolor. Lambert had never before even left the property, but learned fast, and learned well. Lambert was a natural born survivor, and, well, they must have been pretty good at it.

Lambert learned most of their people's culture from groups they traveled with- Sheep are social animals, and it's rare to find one traveling alone. They fled in packs of 4-10, despite the fact it made the targets on their backs larger. Lambert made many friends along the way, through the years. And- as you can probably guess, was the only sheep to make it through the gateway of Concolor, into the commonlands.

The gateway was closed by all 4 bishops soon after, locked away, hidden.

The sheep people of Concolor were extremely adapted to their environment, and due to their secluded homelands, not much of their culture was passed onto races around them.

They were big on music and dance. Storytelling was done through song, hooves on stone were used as drums, mountain ranges and sheer cliffs amplified their voices. The sheep were also healers and wisemen, known historically to make the best of doctors and the common of librarians. The sheep people have a natural knack for memory, and thus- they didn't tend to write things down.

Most of what they did write down was burned regardless- but some old rumors circulate- that possibly, in the lost library of Silk Cradle, lies a collection of copies, copies of the original books that were lost to the fires of Concolor.

[rheakira]

Happy Birthday!!!

Thank you!!!!!!!!!

I plan to eat!!!!!!!! Cake!!!!!!!

[servaltherium]

not to post an opinion about wof ships but every time i remember glornami is a thing people enjoy i frown in real life genuinely . 90% of wings of fire ships suck but could you guys at least pick characters who are not siblings to ship together

[court---jester]

They should make another Ape Escape game................just sayin........