For the wips - Lambert and the mule? I love it already
The mule’s short and stocky, her thick dun coat lightening to cream underneath her round belly and at the tip of the snout she’s got buried in a patch of chickweed. Her legs go dark as mud from knees to hooves, like she’s wearing hose, and if that weren’t enough of a give-away, she’s facing away from him, showing off the unmistakable erect mane of a Kaedweni wild horse. Crossed with a donkey? She must have been bred for stubbornness.
Her back also shows scars from a lash, which makes Lambert even smugger about knifing the pissants who’d had her before. Only now he’s left with a dilemma: take her to his bastard castle or set her loose?
“You’re tough, right?” he mutters at the mule. She’s sturdy. Maybe she can handle herself.
Her big, goofy ears don’t even twitch at the sound of his voice.
Lambert frowns. But. Could be nothing. Could be a mule accustomed to conversation. He claps his hands, loud, to check.
No reaction.
He’s about to be back at his roost for winter, plenty of time to make more, so for a final test he pulls a banger out of the pack on his back and tosses it behind him. It explodes in a burst of bright light and loud noise, mostly harmless but good for distractions or scaring off unwanted animals. Horses in particular tend to bolt.
The mule keeps chewing contentedly. She’s stone cold deaf, no way around it.
A lump of dread builds in Lambert’s belly. Even a little old lynx could bring her down if she were facing the wrong direction. “Fuck,” he says. He’s not going to leave her here.
Thank you for asking, @ivydrift! This one is about how Lambert absolutely Will Not take a mount on the path, for moral reasons of refusing to drag another creature into a monster-hunting lifestyle that will get it killed, but also for personal reasons of thinking that if he’s responsible for something’s life then he’ll inevitably fuck it up.
Then Lambert kills some bandits near Kaer Morhen, finds their deaf mule around a corner, and gets to have a stubborn little equine companion over the winter. As a treat, even if he doesn’t realize it yet.
(I’m imagining Kaedwen’s wild horses are similar to Przewalski’s horses.)






