I just want to live a posh, sophisticated, chaotic, laughter-filled, victorious sort of life. I just wanna date Tommyinnit and drink smoothies with him while walking down a pier. I just want to wear shoes that click when I walk and feel powerful. I just want to win something and hear the audience cheer. I just want to laugh and do something that gets my adrenaline up and feels dangerous and fun and exciting. I just want to peirce my cartilage, and update my sideshave, and wear a tight crop top and cargo pants and combat boots and look like a fucking badass. The end.

















