Head canon
I have a head canon that Tsukishima watches musicals and get emotional about them. So here are my favourite Tsukki rarepairs (and KuroTsuki) watching BMC and DEH because these are like the gayest no-homo musicals I know.
Be more chill
Oikawa: Kei-chan.
Tsukki: Hm?
Oikawa: Do you think the squip was made by aliens?
Iwaizumi: IT'S FROM JAPAN, TOORU!
Kuroo: *Sobs in raging bi* MICHEAL IN THE BATHROOM!!!
Tsukki: *Smol salty tears go down his face* *mumbling* Micheal in the bathroom at a party...
Ushijima: I have taken interest in her, Tsukishima.
Tsukki: Why?
Ushijima: She is very passionate about play rehearsal.
Kageyama: Who is Rich again?
Tsukki: *Sigh* Hinata.
Hinata: KEI!
Kageyama: Oh right.
Hinata: TOBIO!
Dear Evan Hansen
Oikawa: Kei-chan, what's the map for again?
Tsukki: Shut your fuck, Tooru.
Oikawa: Mean! Iwa-chan!
Iwaizumi: Shut up, Shittykawa.
Oikawa: I can't believe!
Kuroo: They're even more no-homo than me, Tsukki!
Tsukki: I know, Tetsu.
Kuroo: That's like IMPOSSIBLE!
Tsukki: I know, Tetsu.
Ushijima: Why does he not just tell her?
Tsukki: Because of the plot.
Ushijima: I still do not understand very much, but this is a very nice song.
Tsukki: You just said what everyone who has ever watched this musical say.
Hinata: *Going to burst into tears at any second* This is the most beautiful song I've ever heard...
Tsukki: Mhm. I could probably listen to Only Us on repeat every morning.
Kageyama: Are they just going to forget that guy that died?
Hinata & Tsukki: DAMMIT TOBIO!