Me: *looking down* Uh, what the fuck, is that some abnormal little creature? Creature: Uuuuuuuuuu! Me: What the fuck is this thing doing in my house? Creature: What are -you- doing in -my- house? Uuuuuuuuuuuu... Me: Huh, well THAT just happened. *squishes creature into a red soup with my giant boot*












