Aug 4, 2023
and then everyone in the starbucks clapped
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and then everyone in the starbucks clapped
I’m picturing coked up @erictrump coming in from the clubs and waking his children at 430 to recite the Pledge of Allegiance and Lords Prayer to his kids. #sureeric #yeahthathappened (at Silver Spring, Maryland) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmAeJKKOG5j/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Me: *looking down* Uh, what the fuck, is that some abnormal little creature? Creature: Uuuuuuuuuu! Me: What the fuck is this thing doing in my house? Creature: What are -you- doing in -my- house? Uuuuuuuuuuuu... Me: Huh, well THAT just happened. *squishes creature into a red soup with my giant boot*
Oh, okay. So it's gonna be THAT kind of day. #oops #thatkindofday #feelslikemondaymorning #yeahthathappened #ohno (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSUZHqKFGkP/?utm_medium=tumblr
Teacher & Student: *working diligently outside of class time to catch up on assignments after months of absence*
Teacher: *gives one criticism*
Student: FUCK THIS IM OUTTA HERE
Teacher: FINE DONT COME BACK
One day later...
Teacher & Student: *working diligently outside of class time to catch up on assignments after months of absence*
Student: You always pick her! She's your favorite.
Teacher: I don't pick favorites. I hate all of you equally.
Students: 😮🥺🙃
Story time
So in yearbook this sophomore year I was just chilling doing my spreads and copies and then our teacher says okay so you guys can no longer do feminist forum cause no one has joined and this group of four guys say bet and start planning to join and become presidents over the club and then the group behind me says bet stands up to sign up then the guys realize what they’re doing and then start yelling at them no we are going to be president of feminist forum and then all of them aggressively sprint through the door to get to the classroom. And that’s how feminist forum got 8 presidents.
