Feb 20, 2019
Lucifer: Levi, Azrael would throw himself in front of a moving battleship for you.
Leviathan: I know, daddy. But really, Azzy would throw himself in front of a ship just for fun.
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Lucifer: Levi, Azrael would throw himself in front of a moving battleship for you.
Leviathan: I know, daddy. But really, Azzy would throw himself in front of a ship just for fun.
Leviathan: I wanna be a pirate captain, a professional treasure hunter, explore the entire cave system, and eat all of the different cultural dishes this planet has to offer!
Azrael: I support your dreams, you funky little snake. Please don’t tell my parents I got lost again.
Azrael: I'm going to beat your ass!
Leviathan: You sure are talking about my butt a lot lately.
Astaroth: If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request one check and the waiter sets it down in front of you, they’ve decided you’re the top.
Leviathan: remembers when he and Azrael went to lunch and the waitress put the check down in front of Azrael even though Leviathan is filthy rich
Leviathan: First of all-
Azrael: I’d date you.
Leviathan: What?
Azrael: I SAID I HATE YOU!
Azrael: Hold the fuck up.
Leviathan: Excuse me?
Azrael: I said hold the fuck up.
Azrael: I'm the fuck up. Please hold me.
Azrael: Bad news- Luci accidentally locked us out of the house.
Azrael: Good news- We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Azrael: Bad news- Luci finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™ after we were inside. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress hot people.
Azrael: Good news- A hot person saw me do it.
Azrael: Bad news- It was Leviathan, and since he’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He knows.
Azrael: I would not lose control.
Leviathan: Ahem.
Azrael: Ok yeah, I’d bring the chaos.