#iwillneversend

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To my friend

You said the other day that I remind you of Sherlock.

You said it was because I was talking incredibly fast, yet incredibly accurately.

Best compliment I ever had, I think.

Thank you.

From Four Eyes

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To J.K.Rowling

You changed the way I think about a lot of things. You gave me a friend, a foe and a world to escape too. Why say now; that you think Harry should have ended up with Hermione? You wrote the books, why didn't you make your hand guide the pen? Fame had gone to your head, hasn't it? What happened to Harry being your ball of light in a world of dementors? Opinions and thoughts are everywhere, the whole fanbase is in uproar! What changed you, old friend? I speak from the heart, from Four Eyes.

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To the creators of Just Dance 2014 (for the Wii)

Cheers, I don't think I've laughed that much in ages!

I do think it's rigged or something, how else would my 11 year old sister beat me?

From Four Eyes

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To my friend

Your confusing me. Mixed signals. No signals.

I'm at a loss here.

I don't even know if I like you?

Just tell me how you feel, I don't want history to repeat itself.

From Four Eyes

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To the creator of the internet

I blame you for everything.

Just so we're clear.

From Four Eyes

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To the reader of this letter

Compliment. Just do it! A stranger. Your mother. Your best friend. Your brother's girlfriend's cousin. It makes someone's day and can brighten your own.

Four Eyes

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To my father

Stop chatting up women with me beside you. PLEASE. I'm literally begging now!

It's embarrassing!

Love from Four Eyes

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To the reader of this letter

May this year be better than the last.