#iwillstrangleyou

[jollyshandies]

This days people got me like #iwillstrangleyou #runningoutofpatience #zerotolerenceforbs

[howmaywehateyoublog]

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[realxsms]

{{ okay so this was Ep's reaction to Tom showing up in full costume.

She slammed her laptop shut, got up, yelled "TOM FUCKING HIDDLESTON" ran into her room, jumped into the bed and started screaming into a pillow, yelled "I NEED TO BE AT COMIC CON SOMEONE MAKE THE GODDAMN TARDIS REAL." and then slammed the door and fell on the bed again. }}

[realxsms]

[Text] Promise you won't laugh? [Text] I walked into the sliding glass door in the living room.

{-Text-} Courf says you’re adorable {-Text-} you did what {-Text-} why did you do that courf is hawkeye not you

[realxsms]

[Text] God dammit. [Text] I am 6 feet tall, my nose is currently purple, and I have made lots of people cry on accident before. I am not cute.

{-Text-} what did you do to your face {-Text-} shut up you can be that and still be adorbs {-Text-} presh bby -UNSENT-

[realxsms]

[Text] No, I'm not. There is nothing adorable about me. Adorable is a kitten or a two-year old. I am a twenty-three-year-old male with a very scary glare.

{-Text-}

a·dor·a·ble  

/əˈdôrəbəl/

Adjective

Inspiring great affection; delightful; charming. Worthy of adoration.

Synonyms

lovely

{-Text-} or just

{-Text} you know

{-Text-} plain cute

[realxsms]

[Text] Why do people call me 'cute' so often, Eponine? I'm not cute. [Text] I'm manly UNSENT

{-Text-} stop lying to yourself; you’re fucking adorable.

[roidelillusion-archive]

@iwillstrangleyou I don't have a problem in rl because it seems everyone hates me except maybe 2 people ahhh But online for some reasons I attract pple like light attracts mosquitos and yeah it becomes suffocating after a while But ouch man I wish it wont happen to you online