#iz quotes

[ms-scarletwings]

Dib talking about GIR to someone asking: Absolutely evil, just diabolical. The dastardly little henchman of the greatest threat to humanity. One time I stared into its soulless eyes and I saw the darkest pits of Limbo. Another time it swallowed a live kitten in front of me, and I’m sure if it is not destroyed, it will eat another.

Dib interacting with GIR in reality:

[ms-scarletwings]

8 times Dib Membrane really needed to STFU

As in a non-conclusive handful of moments where Dib made his life immensely, impressively more difficult with nothing other than his own words

8. “Alien sleep cuffs, guaranteed to render all alien life forms unconscious.”

7. “Oh, come on! You're not mad about that whole 'leaving you to rot' thing, are you?

6. “You know Zim, when the nurse examines you, she'll notice that you don't have human organs. Then it's just a short step to a hospital and from there to an alien autopsy table and then you're just another segment on ‘Mysterious Mysteries’!”

5. “Look! It's me you want! I cast the spell on her because I wanted to see what it would do before trying it on myself!”

4. (-_ -)

3. (WHEN WILL HE LEARN)

2. (Whatever off-screen conversation took place in the movie where Zim learned the full potential of Membracelets)

1. “What about lungs?”

[ms-scarletwings]

I am a mature adult. I have a robust, high-brow sense of humor I will NOT giggle at a the cartoon alien saying “Peepi” several times back to back!

Ok I lied.

[ms-scarletwings]

“You can't do this! People will know something's up. I mean, look at this place. It's enormous!”

“The great thing about your people, Dib, is that most of them don't notice. All they see is another faceless corporate venture, not a plan for world conquest.”

“Wait… is there really a difference?”

[ms-scarletwings]

Pilot Dib once said ✨