Nov 15, 2023
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Completely tongue-in-cheek but every time someone tries to manufacture a kind of discourse-lite out of shipping Irkens with whatever other specific Irken because THEY headcanon them as siblings or similar, that one stupidass joke from the Bee Movie violently claws its way out of my memories and tells me someone needs to redraw this
Zim and Gir have to go off world for a while. Important A-plot business. Eats up quite a few days of Earth time.
Naturally, Dib notices their absence and takes this as the perfect opportunity to make another break-in attempt at Zim’s base. Gets past the gnomes with one of his magazine doohickeys or science gizmos. Stops cold in his tracks after landing in the living room. There’s a heavy, colorful fog lining the ceiling in ghostly wisps. A foul, akrid odor clings to the air.
Sitting on the couch, covered in cheesy crumbs, open bag of space-Doritos beside him, is Invader Skoodge. Dib has never heard of or seen Skoodge. The guy is open mouthed and staring blankly at the Monty Python sequence playing out on the TV screen. He doesn’t seem to notice the new presence until Dib gives a confused “Um….”
The line of drool that was threatening to reach Skoodge’s shirt retreats back into his mouth. He turns slowly and stares hard at the intruder for a second of focusing. “Oh…” He smiles and greets with a “hey guy” and a half-hearted wave, and then he sinks a bit deeper into the sofa with a complacent expression.
“Bloopin” is playing in the background during this whole thing.
Control Brain, restraining Zim: This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded…
Control Brain, restraining Dib: This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded…
Dib disassembling an Irken PAK and body shell ala YouTube unboxing video
Who would win in a fight to the finish?
Boxing Puppet Red
Ventriloquist Dummy Membrane
Almighty Tallest Purple @ Red whenever something actually major happens aboard The Massive and they have to step in:
Dib bringing a pack of Kraft singles cheese slices to Skool and throwing all of them at Zim over the course of the entire day.