Mar 18, 2019
*Absolute Chaos in the class*
*Biology Teacher looking like god himself killed every puppy ever*
“I can’t believe sir actually thought that the acid stabiliser was sugar for his coffee”
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*Absolute Chaos in the class*
*Biology Teacher looking like god himself killed every puppy ever*
“I can’t believe sir actually thought that the acid stabiliser was sugar for his coffee”
“why is the upper epidermis clear?” Asks my biology teacher, foolishly hoping from a sensible answers from mark
“to reflect light?” answers mark, looking very confused
“Oh, I suppose leaves are now mirrors.” my biology teaches states before leaving the classroom for a while looking very tired
“It smells like celery!”
“It smells like celery because it is celery mark.”
“It’s not working, or as my son would say ‘iTs BrOkEn’“
Obi-Wan: Anakin....
:Anakin don’t.
:Anakin for all that’s good in this universe don’t.
Anakin: What’s wrong Master? All we are going to do is see how many clone troopers we can hold up with the force at one? We’re even doing it over this swamp so if they fall they’ll be fine!
Ashoka: Yeah master it’ll be fine! The Vod are fine with it too!
: *Points at the Vod*
Vod: *Hiding behind Obi-Wan, praying he’ll save them*
Obi-Wan: *Sigh*