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Laurens: God I just realized I use capital letters like a French boy from the 1700s who is So Passionate about life and the subject he's writing about that he absolutely Must Emphasize every word that feels Important

Hamilton: Are you vagueing Gilbert?

Laurens: Yeah.

Lafayette: I came to America to have a Good Time and I am honestly feeling So Attacked right Now.

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Your girl will, from now on, go out dressed as John Laurens/Hamilton/Founding Father and look smart and all, thanks to a fantastic pair of beige jeans, a White blouse, and a blue jacket.

I am in love.

-J. Laur (Marti)

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Hamilton: Hey John.

Laurens: What?

Hamilton: I dare you to say something that will piss off every single person in the room.

Laurens: ...Water is technically not wet.

Burr: What the fuck do you mean, water is technically not wet?!

Angelica: How can it be not wet? It's WATER.

Laurens: Water is, in fact, dry.

Lafayette: *screams in French anger*

Hamilton: ...well done. I'm impressed. You even managed to piss me off.

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Hamilton, holding up a bottle: Hey is this whiskey or perfume?

Laurens, grabbing the bottle and drinking the entire thing: It's perfume.

Hamilton: Cool.

Every reasonable person in the room: What the fuuuuuuuuu--

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Mulligan: Will someone please explain to me why Lafayette hasn't spoken to Alex in two days other than to swear at him in French?

Laurens: Yeah, he found out that Alex's dad isn't dead.

Mulligan: And that's...a bad thing?

Lafayette: He's been calling himself an orphan since I met him! If your father is alive and writing you letters, you are not an orphan! Some of us have an actual claim to the word! Hmph!

Laurens: ...I'm sure he'll get over it eventually.

#hamilton the musical #hamilton incorrect quotes #hamilton #h. mull #j. laur #m. de laf #im not sure if anyone else will find this as funny as i do #but the fact that hamilton was not in fact an orphan and his father wrote letters to him and his brother for the rest of his life #and yet he calls himself an orphan multiple times in the musical #remains hilarious to me #like...you keep using that word. i do not think it means what you think it means.#whereas lafayette actually was an orphan lmao

Laurens, t-posing: I am the Clorax. I speak for the bleach.

Mulligan: Are you...okay?

Laurens: I have not slept in three days.

#j. laur #h. mull #hamilton the musical #hamilton incorrect quotes #hamilton #this is the 'overheard at the middle school where i work' edition #14 year old boys say the weirdest things completely unprompted #theyre the funniest humans alive but also The Worst

Laurens: Did you know that some species of turtle can breathe through their butts?

Burr: Please tell me what part of me made you think I might want to know that, so I can eradicate it immediately from my entire personality. Thanks.

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Mulligan, on the phone with Laurens, talking about Hamilton: And you had sex how many times? Hm. That's not technically a bromance.

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