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Writing a Hamilton skit cause why not

Eliza: Oh Alex, Laurens has sent a small portrait in the mail. I think it’s depicting the war.

Hamilton: Well hopefully it’s nothing too bad. Though I don’t remember anyone painting it.

Eliza: … Alexander why are you eating a horse leg?

Hamilton: We were running out of supplies. We had no choice.

Eliza: That can’t be right… Washington is right there eating pudding behind you. Theres a whole crate of it.

Hamilton: …He has something weird going on with King George lll, I don’t question it.

Eliza: U h h u h. Well I’d prefer you didn’t eat such things.

Hamilton: Thats not even so bad compared to Laurens. He’s eaten a turtle once.

Eliza: … I worry about you.

(The fact that he’s alive is a miracle.)

#hamilton fandom #hamilton #hamilton musical #alexander hamilton #eliza schuyler #eliza hamilton #elizabeth schuyler #elizabeth hamilton #A. Ham #hamliza #george^2

Dear theodosia hits like a blade in the heart every single fucking time

But i also stop watching after that every time cuz i cannot handle laurens death

#hamilton: an american musical #hamilton #alexander hamilton #ham #a. ham #haam #aaron burr #a. burr

People: you can't hear pictures

Me:

My apush teacher told us about an interesting interaction between Jefferson and Hamilton.

Jefferson had Hamilton over at his house for dinner or something of that sort. Alexander saw three large portraits and inquired about who those men were and was told John Locke, Issac Newton, and Nathaniel Bacon (?), whom he described as the greatest men who’d ever lived. Hamilton promptly told him he was wrong and that Caesar was the greatest person to ever live. The reason I find this hilarious is because afterwards, Jefferson saw this as another reason why Hamilton was dangerous to the U.S. because he looked up to a dictator which is even better when you remember Hamilton being a monarchist. The teacher then told us that some historians believe Hamilton only said this to be a prick in Jefferson’s ass.

#Hamilton really just wanted TJ to think he was a power-hungry dictator #that’s it #that’s the post #alexander hamilton #thomas jefferson #a. ham #president Jefferson #secretary Hamilton #hamilton #apush #ap us history #us history #american revolution #julius caesar #Nathaniel bacon #john locke #issac newton

Explaining The Reynolds Pamphlet to my sister part 2:

Sister: So who did Hamilton cheat with?

Me: *laughing* Maria Reynolds

Sister: RYAN REYNOLDS?!?!?!

Sister: Blake isn’t going to be too happy...

Now she is convinced the Reynolds Pamphlet is about the affair between AHam and Ryan Reynolds.

She made memes for me:

#linmanuel #lin manuel miranda #hamilton #eliza hamilton #alexander hamilton #hamilton musical #maria reynolds #the reynolds pamphlet #angelica schuyler #and peggy #jasmine cephas jones #phillipa soo #renee elise goldsberry #say no to this #musical #ryan reynolds #aham #a. ham #blake lively

280 characters pt 1 | john laurens

title: 280 characters pt 1

pairing: john laurens x reader

notes: welcome to the intro chapter of my first-ever social media au! ft. lesbian influencer! maria who is literally my favorite character in existence | e2l because i can’t help myself

warnings: not much – implied previous sex & sex mentions, drinking mentions

desc: you don’t expect much to come of it when you wake up with a hazy memory beside who you believe to be a total stranger -- you don’t even bother to try and figure out who he is. but when a lost green bra and a few twitter threads lead you back to your mystery lover, will 280 characters be enough to rekindle your past?

tags: lmk if you’d like to be added!! the format of this makes it a bit quicker and easier to write a chapter of so it’ll probably be updated semi-regularly