a/n — this one’s been in the drafts for a while now 🥲 i was originally supposed to post this for joe’s birthday, but life sort of got in the way of things for me and i had to take a step back from posting for a bit. i’m glad to be back though, as i’ve missed interacting with all of you on here. thank you guys for being patient with me in the meantime! happy reading x
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yourusername happy birthday to this little bug <3
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under no circumstances should i start thinking about the whimpers of a grown man who is a professional athlete....(more under the cut)
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trying so hard to last long, his voice quivering with desperation and need. the utter sheer will cracking the closer and closer he gets to climax, the whispered 'fuck, god, so good' on repeat over his lips--a sacrilegious prayer for him to tattoo against your skin, "just so fucking good" and he's lost, yet found, the rubber band pulled too far waiting for the snap back, waiting, praying, yearning for the release. just needs the permission from you and he's waiting, dear god is he waiting for you to say those words, "let go for me baby."
and god does he, an utter mess, the thread that you pull thinking it'll be fine and then the whole thing falls a part. messy praise, rushed, "thank you, oh fuck, thank you," tumbling over his lips. the drive of his hips insane and shockingly still coordinated to chase his release. he is surrounded by you, all his senses flooded and his eyes are unfocused, but he can smell you and smell him and god it's just so fucking intoxicating.
there's never been a higher high and there will be no other higher high than when he's with you like this, all hot flesh and messy desire, all bark and delicious fucking bite as you nibble at his ear, purring at him "that's what i like. like you like this, a mess for me."
and he is a mess, god he is a mess but he's yours and that's all he's ever wanted. painting you like this as his, seed spent and sticky and he'll always clean you up, tease your sensitive skin with his tongue, the taste of you two combining. it drives him mad, lets him sink into feeling and little thought but you and your pleasure and him and his pleasure, over and over and over again. coming again, and again, and again. insatiable and hungry for each other.
requested: sort of? u asked for more of these so here y’are lol
pairing: joe burrow x fem!reader
summary: the first few weeks of the 2025 off-season <3
warnings: none that i can think of!
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yourusername to the man who never fails to spoil me so rotten with love, thank you for being the best partner in crime (and everything nerdy) a girl could ever ask for. you mean the world to me, and i thank the universe everyday for letting me know and love you. i wouldn’t want to do life with anyone else. happy valentine’s day, j xx
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user THE MATCHING LOUBOUTINS??? IM SCREAMING
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