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I’ve been doing a bunch of stuff with Steam Powered Mom lately. J4N3’s a lawful good robot who fights the police, and she loves her human son Cody very much. She’s also got an electric sword!

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Steam Powered Mom is really picking up steam! With a wonderful theme from our team's composer Chris Felo, and old assets from previous projects, I've put together this little promo for Steam Powered Mom - I should be able to create a final animatic for the show's theme relatively soon, so stay tuned for that!

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Latest version of the Steam Powered Mom Opening Titles animatic, ft. the final theme song by our wonderful composer Chris Felo!

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[12:26] -- trojanAbstruse [TA] began trolling grillingGumshoe [GG] at 00:26 --

[12:26] TA: jane

[12:27] GG: Hey, Mituna.

[12:27] TA: wow im going 7o come off a5 kind of a jerk here

[12:27] TA: bu7 can you bake me a cake

[12:27] GG: Oh.

[12:27] GG: I guess so.

[12:27] GG: What kind do you need?

[12:28] TA: lol chocola7e wha7 kind of que57ion i5 7ha7

[12:28] GG: A very important question.

[12:28] GG: There are so many delicious flavors, Oven Mit.

[12:28] GG: You have no idea.

[12:28] TA: excep7 no7 really becau5e 7ha75 all i ever wan7

[12:29] TA: wai7

[12:29] TA: wha7

[12:29] GG: What?

[12:34] TA: wha7 flavor i5 even be77er 7han chocola7e

[12:34] TA: 57fu wi7h 7ha7 bla5phemy

[12:35] GG: I didn't say it was better, but there is so much you probably haven't tried.

[12:35] GG: Unless Meenah has made them for you.

[12:35] GG: I have no idea of her baking habits.

[12:35] GG: New or old.

[12:43] TA: 5he5 alway5 been good a7 baking

[12:43] TA: bu7 5he mo57ly made wha7 i wan7ed

[12:43] GG: Silly, I mean I don't know how often she baked.

[12:43] GG: I see.

[12:44] TA: pre77y fucking of7en lol

[12:44] TA: idk abou7 now 7hough

[12:44] GG: Well, I guess there's only one question left for me to ask.

[12:44] GG: Do you want to stick with the familiar for now, or start your adventure through the world of pastries?

[12:44] TA: uh

[12:45] TA: w7f lmao

[12:45] GG: Did I flipping stutter?

[12:45] TA: wha7 i5 7hi5

[12:45] TA: pa57rymon?

[12:45] TA: are you profe55or ba77er

[12:45] GG: This is food, buster.

[12:46] GG: World changing food.

[12:47] TA: ill change your food

[12:47] TA: ...world

[12:47] GG: Oh, you tried so hard.

[12:47] TA: and go7 5o far

[12:47] TA: bu7 in 7he end

[12:47] TA: i7 didn7 even ma77er

[12:47] GG: It didn't even matter.

[12:47] TA: 8(

[12:48] GG: You poor thing.

[12:48] TA: i gue55 i can 7ry 5ome7hing new even 7hough i don7 really wan7 7o

[12:49] TA: 5o wha75 7he nex7 57ep ho7 cake 5age?

[12:49] GG: If you don't want to, I won't force you. That's why I asked. Duh.

[12:49] GG: Hot cake sage...?

[12:55] TA: ...yep

[12:55] TA: 5orry

[12:55] GG: Oh. O-Okay.

[12:56] GG: Anyway.

[12:56] GG: We can start with something that is still chocolate.

[12:56] GG: German chocolate.

[12:56] GG: You aren't allergic to coconut, are you?

[12:57] TA: nope

[12:57] TA: wai7

[12:58] TA: 5o 5hould i ju57 come over

[12:58] GG: If you want?

[12:58] GG: It'll be a while before it's done.

[12:59] TA: maybe i could help bake i7

[01:01] GG: Well, alright then! I'm not used to having help.

[01:01] GG: It could be fun.

[01:05] TA: 5ure

[01:09] TA: ill be 7here in a li77le bi7

[01:10] TA: *and with that he's off, moving with not too much urgency but also at the speed of cake.*

[01:12] TA: *Soon he is at her door, knocking and jittering slightly. He seems rather excited at the prospect of baking*

[01:18] GG: *she was just on her way out when the knocking starts and she opens the door after the third, a little surprised*

[01:18] GG: Oh! Hey.

[01:18] GG: I didn't realize you meant here here.

[01:20] TA: *It soon dawns on him that there's no way in heck they can bake in her room, and that the kitchen may have been the ideal place*

[01:20] TA: holy shit wow i dont know what i was thinking

[01:21] GG: *short giggles* I'm guessing it had something to do with excitement. You're a bit shaky.

[01:21] GG: *closes the door behind her and starts toward the kitchen*

[10:27] TA: *She was moving towards the kitchen and the psionic wasn't too far behind giggling to himself*

[10:30] GG: *she occasionally glances back at him, wondering what the heck was so funny, but isn't sure she wants to ask*

[10:34] TA: hey

[10:34] TA: janey

[10:35] TA: we have 7o cook

[10:35] GG: Hm?

[10:35] GG: Oh my god.

[10:35] TA: 3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3

[10:35] GG: Did you seriously just reference Breaking Bad?

[10:35] TA: no

[10:35] TA: i ju57 referenced breaking ba77er

[10:35] TA: 8)

[10:35] GG: *squints*

[10:35] GG: Oh.

[10:35] GG: My god.

[10:36] GG: *don't laugh don't laugh FRICK she covers her face in her giggles*

[10:37] TA: *he snorts and cackles at his own joke. He's fucking hilarious and he knows it.*

[10:40] GG: *shakes her head, still giggling, and oh look here's the kitchen* Meth cake.

[10:42] TA: i5 7ha7 even a 7hing you can make a cake ou7 of?

[10:43] GG: Um well... I've never really looked into it.

[10:43] GG: I wonder if anybody has tried...

[10:51] TA: 7hey probably died

[10:51] TA: like an ama7eur

[10:52] GG: *starts goin around getting ingredients and bowls and whatever* So disappointing.

[10:54] TA: *Totally isn't scoping anything. He looks as if he's never even seen half of these utensils. Good luck jane.*

[10:58] GG: If I ever get involved with a drug cartel, maybe I'll play around a bit. *plop everything goes on the counter and she decaptchas her favorite betty crocker cookbook* You ready to get started, Oven Mit?

[11:01] TA: good luck wi7h 7ha7

[11:01] TA: yeah

[11:01] TA: my body i5 5o ready

[11:03] GG: How about your think pan? Is it ready to take in this sweet skill? *picks up a couple of whisks and swings them around like they're swords*

[11:04] TA: my body i5 ready and my mind i5 willing oh grea7 5en5ei ehehehe

[11:05] GG: Then let it begin. :B

[11:06] GG: *and then there was a baking montage. no but wouldn't that be great*

[11:06] TA: *that'd be awesome, then jane could experience the Captor trainwreck except in fast forward*

[11:06] TA: *alas*

[11:06] TA: le75

[11:06] TA: ...uh

[11:06] TA: wha7 do we do fir57?

[11:07] GG: *they can always fast forward the security tapes*

[11:09] GG: First, please set one of the ovens to three hundred fifty degrees. *meanwhile she's going to spray a couple pans and cut some wax paper*

[11:11] TA: *Okay, setting an oven he can do. That oven is so set to three fifty. No oven has ever been set to three fifty as amazingly as that one.*

[11:11] TA: okay done

[11:12] GG: *so dang proud* Wonderful. Now, chop up this chocolate. *slides a small baking chocolate block in his general direction*

[11:13] GG: *stirs flour and stuff together yeh teamwork*

[11:13] TA: *most of the chocolate he chops is eaten *

[11:13] TA: holy 5hi7 7hi5 i5 good chocola7e

[11:14] GG: *looks over and crosses her arms* Mituna, we need that stuff for the cake.

[11:14] TA: bu7 my 57omach need5 i7 more 8(

[11:14] GG: *shakes her head and goes to get an extra block* Here. One for the cake, one for your impatient tummy.

[11:15] TA: yeah okay

[11:15] GG: You keep that silly thing under control, buster.

[11:15] TA: *he quickly chops this block just so he can get to eating his*

[11:15] TA: huh? *munch munch*

[11:17] GG: Pff. Melt the chocolate over water, you dweeb. *revs up a mixer for mixing*

[11:21] TA: why no7 ju57 mel7 i7 in a po7?

[11:24] TA: *Melt it over what? How the fuck is he even supposed to?*

[11:28] GG: You... You do. You just take a pot and. Uh. You know what, I'll do that. How about this? *puts an egg separator on top of a small bowl, with another bowl to the side* Can you separate four eggs and put the yolks in this second bowl?

[11:30] TA: 7ake 7he po7 and do wha7? im no7 5hi7ea7ing wiggler i can do 7hi5 ju57 7ell me how

[11:34] GG: Well, I'm not doubting your ability. I'm just not really sure how to explain it in a way that will make sense to somebody who hasn't done this before.

[11:34] TA: 7ry me

[11:36] GG: *sighs* Fine. *looks at the cookbook and just reads from there for now so she doesn't have to come up with her own words yet* In a 1-quart saucepan, heat the chocolate and water over low heat, stirring frequently, until chocolate is completely melted.

[11:36] TA: 5o wha7?

[11:36] TA: pu7 7he bowl over 7he ho7 wa7er?

[11:37] GG: *face :I* ... Yeah.

[11:37] GG: Do that.

[11:40] TA: ok cool

[11:42] TA: *He takes the sauce pan and fills it with water, placing said pan on the stove and turning the heat on low. Quickly he becomes bored water for the water to heat so he throws it on high*

[11:43] GG: *meanwhile she does the egg separating thing*

[11:44] GG: *and then some stuff with egg yolks mixing with the sugar stuff and vanilla, but then she has to wait for the chocolate boo*

[11:46] TA: *Daydreaming about carrots in a dbz battle or something. he snaps to when the water is boiling and he quickly turns it back down to low. He places the bowl over the boiling water, stirring fairly quickly, but the chocolate melts too fast and soon there's the faint smell of burnt chocolate*

[11:54] GG: *was reading ahead in the directions when suddenly... sniff sniff... slow turn*

[11:55] TA: *Has the sudden feeling he's being watched and turns, grinning sheepishly and covering the bowl*

[11:55] GG: 8I

[11:55] TA: ehehe?

[11:57] GG: Well? Hurry, hurry. *motions for him to get it the frick off the heat*

[12:00] TA: *quickly pulls the bowl off the heat*

[12:00] TA: i 7hink 7he chocola7e i5 defec7ive

[12:04] GG: How dare they stock faulty chocolate. *laughsighs* When it's cooled a little, bring it over here.

[12:13] TA: yeah 5eriou5ly fuck 7hem

[12:13] TA: *He brings on over the barely burnt chocolate*

[12:14] GG: In here, please. *motions to the mix, stirring as he pours*

[12:15] TA: *He scoops the chocolate into the bowl. Oh the liquid delicious.*

[12:19] TA: alrigh7 7ha75 all

[12:19] TA: *licking the spatula*

[12:20] GG: *goooood. now we can move on with this. she sets the mixer to low and alternates putting in the flour stuff and some buttermilk. then hands him the mixer's attachments* Can you... No yes, go ahead. By all means. Enjoy.

[12:22] TA: *He is the troll dishwasher, it is him*

[12:23] TA: *Those attachments are SO CLEAN when he's through with them*

[12:23] GG: *please tell me he actually washed them and not just licked them

[12:23] GG: *

[12:24] TA: *He put them in the sink when he was done*

[12:25] GG: I actually need them... Nevermind. I'll find more, I'm sure they wouldn't have only one set in stock. *snickers quietly to herself as she retrieves said second set of things*

[12:26] TA: oop5

[12:26] TA: my bad

[12:26] GG: *flappy hands*

[12:27] TA: you look like a cluckbea57 a77emp7ing fligh7

[12:28] TA: ehehehe

[12:28] TA: 5o wha7 do we do now?

[12:29] TA: huh huh huh?

[12:29] GG: I am a cluckbeast. You've caught me. *turns toward him with a vaguely threatening looking attachment and a very silly "mean" face* Now I have to kill you.

[12:29] TA: oh 5hi7

[12:29] TA: do your wor57

[12:29] TA: *makes a dorky face back*

[12:30] GG: *does that thing where you just toss the thing back and forth between your hands, as if that's supposed to be intimidating*

[12:30] TA: *Does that karate kid pose, fuck yeah cheesy 80's movies*

[12:32] TA: youre 5hi7 ou7 of

[12:32] TA: cluck

[12:32] TA: 8)

[12:32] GG: *stupid cliche martial arts sound effects like "uwaaa" and what not*

[12:33] GG: Ohhhh, you just went there.

[12:33] GG: *tries to keep a straight face as she pretends she's an english dubbed martial arts movie*

[12:33] GG: *nah she can't, she cracks up*

[12:34] TA: *He laughs so hard he almost falls over*

[12:34] TA: holy 5hi7 i almo57 forgo7 how hilariou5 you are

[12:38] GG: *wipes her eyes and shakes her head* Oh, lord. Wait, when have I been funny around you?

[12:39] TA: wha7?

[12:39] GG: I don't know, I just can't recall funny times with us right now.

[12:40] TA: idk im 5ure you made a 5hi77y joke or a baker5 dozen around me before

[12:40] TA: ehehehe

[12:41] GG: My gosh. *owl giggles* I am so done with you.

[12:41] TA: 7ha75 no7 cool

[12:41] TA: 8(

[12:41] TA: you can7 be more done 7han 7he cake

[12:42] GG: Fine, my level of done will directly correlate with the cake's. *smiles and goes back to beat the egg white with the clean mixer stuff*

[12:46] TA: wha7 5hould i do?

[12:47] GG: Hm... *glances at the book while mixing* If you want, when I'm done with this you can try folding this stuff into the batter.

[12:48] TA: lolwa7

[12:49] GG: Oh. Well, you see... *lifts the beaters out to make sure it's ready. yep all good.* Here, I can show you first and then you can continue it.

[12:50] GG: *puts the beaten egg whites all up in there and does the folding thing*

[12:51] TA: *Oh snip snop he just learned a thing. He continues the folding dutifully, don't wanna fuck up again*

[12:52] GG: Yeah, just like that! *i am so, so proud of you*

[12:53] TA: imdabe5

[12:58] GG: *regular time nodding with the "hm"s and everything* And now, into the pans it goes. *brings forward previously sprayed and papered pans*

[12:59] TA: 5wiggi7y 5wan i75 going in 7he pan

[12:59] TA: *he pours the batter in the pan*

[01:00] GG: Ah! *stops him before he puts too much in the first one* All three have to be equal.

[01:00] TA: oh

[01:01] TA: well 5hi7 why didn7 you 5ay 5o before?

[01:01] GG: I don't know. I guess having three pans out made me feel like it was obvious?

[01:02] GG: *not a super ridiculing tone it looks like it would be... it isn't*

[01:03] TA: *This is Mituna we're talking about here*

[01:04] TA: *He pours the batter into the rest of the pans, grumble grumble lisp lisp*

[01:04] GG: *it's also jane, who sometimes forgets people don't know these things*

[01:05] TA: alright done

[01:06] GG: Sweet. Finally, into the oven. *opens oven and motions him to go ahead and put those babies in there*

[01:08] TA: *slaps them on in there then shoves his face in the bowl to clean it*

[01:08] GG: *snorts* Yep. Super duper dweeb.

[01:08] GG: *sets the timer*

[01:12] TA: 5o now wha7 do we do? *tuna bby you have batter on your...everything*

[01:14] GG: *looks him up and down* You might want to clean yourself up a little now. Hoo hoo.

[01:15] TA: *licks batter off all areas of his face his tongue can reach*

[01:15] TA: im 5aving i7 for la7er

[01:15] TA: 8I

[01:15] GG: *covers her mouth in giggles*

[01:15] GG: Oh, I see.

[01:15] TA: *snorts*

[01:16] TA: yeah ill be back i 7hink i75 in my hair

[01:16] TA: *shuffles on over to the bathroom so he can clean himself up*

[01:16] GG: Yep. *looks about at all the things and decides to wash the things they don't need anymore*

[01:17] TA: *He's back soon and heyo he's a clean little handsome*

[01:18] GG: *gosh what a cute. she speaks when she hears him come back* You can get started on the filling. Just read the directions. Step ten.

[01:20] TA: go7cha

[01:21] TA: *Should've kept an eye on him Jane. Don't worry the filling is together perfectly and /mostly/ in the bowl*

[01:21] GG: *as long as he didn't set it on fire or somehow find some poison to put in, we're alright*

[01:22] TA: *He's sloppy but he's not that inept*

[01:22] GG: *yeah so we're good*

[01:23] TA: alrigh7 im done

[01:23] TA: did i do 7hi5 righ7?

[01:24] GG: *looks it over* Hm. Looks pretty good to me. Albeit it's looking good all over the counter.

[01:25] GG: *by the time he's done mixing and cooking it and setting it aside to cool, the cakes part has finished baking* Woop! *time to set that shit out to cool too*

[01:25] TA: wha7 abou7 fro57ing

[01:27] GG: Oh, the filling is also technically the frosting.

[01:27] TA: wha7

[01:27] TA: wha7 kind of my57ical ba77erwi7ch bullfuckery i5 7ha7

[01:28] GG: The best non-witchy kind. Have a bit of faith, dear Captor.

[01:28] GG: *makes a face like "duh tuna"*

[01:28] TA: 8p

[01:30] TA: 5o can we make 7hi5 7hing now

[01:31] GG: Well now... We have a bit of time to kill. *scratches her head* It takes a while to cool properly.

[01:36] TA: bu7 how long doe5 i7 7ake i7 7o be cooler 7han cool

[01:37] GG: *squints, hesitant to answer that because of how he worded it* About half an hour.

[01:42] TA: *he groans*

[01:43] TA: wha7 7he fuck are we even 5uppo5ed 7o do?

[01:45] TA: *sighs and begins beatboxing halfheartedly*

[01:46] GG: We can... oh. *lets him beatbox for a little while. maybe if she thinks fast enough, she can think of some vaguely ill rhymes. at the least, something with a sore throat or the sniffles.*

[01:51] GG: *hesitantly and sorta mumbling* German chocolate, quite a cake. It's what we've set out to make. Watch yourself, we don't fake. When you get a taste you'll wonder... if you're awake. *blushes and facepalms. that was relaly stupid jane*

[01:52] TA: *the beatboxing slows and he just kind of stares at her*

[01:53] GG: *don't look at the shame*

[01:53] GG: Please stop looking at me like that. *so embarrassed she even tried that*

[01:53] TA: H0LY 5H17 J4N3 7H47 W45 4W350M3!!!!

[01:53] GG: *startled blinking*

[01:54] GG: O-Oh. Th-thank you.

[01:54] TA: i didn7 even know you had 7ha7 in you

[01:54] TA: 5olid rhyme5 for a beginner hell yeah

[01:55] GG: Rapping is hard. *embarrassed giggle* Thanks.

[01:55] TA: ehehe

[01:55] TA: im no7 7ha7 good ei7her

[01:55] TA: i ju57 do i7 for fun

[01:55] TA: k though...

[01:56] TA: *he smile faulters, just for a split second*

[01:56] TA: he5 really good ehehe

[01:56] GG: Sure you aren't. *but then his face oh dear*

[01:56] GG: Yeah?

[01:56] GG: That's cool. *sudden intense concern*

[01:58] GG: If I ever meet him properly, maybe I can goad him into rapping for me.

[01:58] TA: i7 doe5n7 7ake much haha

[01:59] TA: he5 a fucking ma57er

[01:59] TA: okay i75 my 7urn

[01:59] TA: give me a beat

[01:00] GG: *smiles somewhat wide* I better get on that, then. Then make him battle with Dirk. Maybe throw Dave in there. My gosh we could sell tickets to that...

[01:00] GG: Oh! Um...

[01:01] GG: *can't beatbox so let's use this whisk and this bowl and create a funky hollow sorta beat*

[01:02] TA: or 7ha7

[01:02] TA: 7ha7 work5 7oo

[01:02] TA: anyway *clears throat*

[01:20] TA: i75 a piece of cake 7o bake a 5hi77y cake bu7 if you wan7 7o 7ake your pa57ry from 5econd ra7e 7o grea7 7hen for your 5ake I hope you employ 7he ho7 cake 5age 5hell pu7 you on 7he righ7 page no fu55 no me55 your cake will alway5 be be77er 7han 7he re57 go ahead pu7 her 7o 7he 7e57 her confec7ionary 7rea75 will alway5 be 7he be57 8)

[01:27] GG: Word. *so much giggling as she stops the beat* That was great, oh my goodness.

[01:27] GG: And you said you weren't very good.

[01:27] TA: im no7 haha

[01:27] TA: ive done be77er

[01:28] GG: Well, I liked that one. Not just because it was about cake and a cake sage.

[01:29] TA: ehehe 7hank5

[01:34] GG: *that definitely took thirty minutes what are you talking about*

[01:34] GG: Okay, I think we can get this stuff done.

[01:35] TA: yes

[01:35] TA: *ye5

[01:35] TA: i can7 wai7 7o ea7 i7

[01:36] GG: It's going to be fantastic. *but wait she just got an idea* Breaking Batter... Should we dye the filling blue?

[01:44] TA: i5 i7 5ad 7ha7 a pizza ended up on 7he roof?

[01:44] GG: *slow turn. blink. open mouth. close mouth.*

[01:44] GG: I'm taking that as a yes.

[01:44] GG: *goes to get food coloring*

[01:46] TA: i75 a ye5

[01:47] GG: *probably gonna need quite a bit for this* Okay, stir it up while I drop some of this in.

[01:47] TA: *stirs LIKE A BOSS*

[01:48] GG: *puts in color LIKE A PRO*

[01:49] GG: *and finally it's a nice lookin blue and she stops droppin* We are the best.

[01:51] TA: fuck yeah we are

[01:51] TA: 7he fucking radde57 a7 baking cake5

[01:53] GG: Now we assemble the meth cake. *sets first layer on the nice cake plate* Slather some on, my good sir.

[01:54] TA: i am 7he caker

[01:55] TA: *plops some on the cake and smooths it out*

[01:56] GG: Enemies of the heir, beware. *get it cause he's an heir and.. yeah*

[02:05] TA: don7 cro55 7he maid or ele5e your demi5e won7 be delayed?

[02:05] GG: Hoo hoo. Not bad. *puts on the second layer* I was actually making a Harry Potter reference.

[02:06] TA: *plops some frosting on that layer too*

[02:06] TA: wha75 a harry po77er

[02:07] GG: Oh no. You're lucky Roxy isn't here right now. She'd drag you away from the cake and make you marathon before you could say pchoo.

[02:07] GG: *puts the last layer on* Not on the sides, okay?

[02:08] TA: yeah becau5e 7ha7 really clear5 7hing5 up for me

[02:08] TA: uhm...okay *plops some on top*

[02:08] GG: Oh, hush. Harry Potter is a series of books and movies about wizards and adventure and all that.

[02:09] GG: *vague hand gesture* Go ahead and pile all the rest of it on top.

[02:09] GG: Unless you want to eat it with a spoon, I guess.

[02:10] TA: 5ound5 like 5ome 5hi7 cronu5 wouldve go77en in7o before he 7urned douchewad

[02:10] TA: why no7 any on 7he 5ide5

[02:10] GG: *makes a face* Mm. *that's all she has to say about that*

[02:11] GG: Because it'll just get all drippy, and it's moist enough to be good without the sides.

[02:11] TA: wha7ever you 5ay *slops the rest on top*

[02:12] TA: 7here

[02:13] TA: i75 done

[02:13] TA: can we ea7 i7 now

[02:13] GG: Not yet! Just one more thing.

[02:14] TA: *groan*

[02:14] GG: *does wiggly fingers over the cake* Bippity boppity boo!

[02:14] GG: *giggles some more i couldn't not*

[02:14] GG: There, now you can eat.

[02:15] TA: youre 5uch a dork holy 5hi7 ehehe

[02:15] GG: Guilty! *suddenly big knife in hand* Would you like to make the first cut?

[02:16] TA: fuck ye5 i would

[02:16] GG: *holds it out to him, handle first*

[02:16] TA: *theres a vibrating in his pants and it ain't the good kind.*

[02:16] GG: *oh dear what have i done*

[02:17] TA: *he fishes his phone out and checks it, then looks to Jane*

[02:17] TA: *then he looks to the cake, the back to jane*

[02:17] TA: **then

[02:17] GG: *blinks* What?

[02:17] TA: you wanna go 57op a rio7?

[02:19] GG: Oh. Oh yeah! Let's do that. *looks at the cake* Do you wanna try it first? *we worked so hard*

[02:20] TA: id love 7o bu7 from 5ollux5 me55age i7 5eem5 pre77y urgen7

[02:20] TA: *looks longingly at the cake. dancestors before pastries though*

[02:20] GG: Herm. Alright. *covers and puts it in the fridge* Let's get to it, then.

[02:21] TA: yeah le75 go

[02:21] TA: *rushes out. Hero mode engage*

[02:21] GG: *PCHOO*

[02:22] -- trojanAbstruse [TA] gave up trolling grillingGumshoe [GG] at 02:22 --

[trojanabstruse-blog]

-- trojanAbstruse [TA] began pestering grillingGumshoe [GG] at 07:45 --

[07:45] TA: yo

-- grillingGumshoe [GG] is now an idle chum! --

[07:45] TA: well 5hi7 my 7iming 5uck5

[07:56] GG: Oh goodness, sorry about that.

[07:57] GG: But yes, hello!

[07:59] TA: no prob lol

[08:00] TA: i don7 7hink we me7 or if we did i don7 remember 7ha7 5hi7 cuz my pan wa5 kinda wonky

[08:00] GG: No, I believe we haven't. My name is Jane, and I am sorry that I didn't say hello earlier.

[08:01] GG: It's nice to meet you at last.

[08:01] TA: nah i75 cool i wa5 mo57ly bu5y anyway

[08:01] TA: im mi7una

[08:01] GG: And I'm Jane.

[08:02] GG: So you're the other Captor. I definitely see the resemblance.

[08:02] TA: yeah??? ahahaha awe5ome

[08:02] TA: he 5eem5 pre77y rad

[08:03] GG: Hoo hoo hoo. I'm inclined to agree! He can be pretty darned rad.

[08:03] TA: good 7o know my rela7ive5 are leaving good impre55ion5

[08:03] GG: He's a grumpy gus sometimes as well, but that's beside the point.

[08:03] TA: go77a pre5erve 7he cap7or name

[08:04] GG: A good name, it is.

[08:04] TA: yeah well 7ha7 5ound5 pre77y par for 7he cour5e ac7ually

[08:04] TA: 7hink he ha5 mood 5wing5 7oo? i hope i didn7 pa55 7ha7 on

[08:04] TA: or i gue55 he would have pa55ed 7ha7 on?

[08:04] TA: fucking weird a55 biology 5hi7

[08:04] GG: Ectoshenanigans. I'm not sure anybody understands.

[08:05] GG: But I couldn't say, we don't spend a whole lot of time together.

[08:05] TA: i 5hould probably ju57 a5k him i mean if were rela7ed we could probably like bond over being freak5 of na7ure or 5ome 5hi7

[08:06] TA: heeeeell ye5

[08:06] GG: Bonding is very possible. Though... Freaks of nature? I hardly see why you deserve that title.

[08:06] GG: Oh. What?

[08:07] TA: oh nah i wa5 ju57 being inappropria7ely en7hu5ia57ic

[08:08] GG: Ahahaha alrighty then. So, basic introductory question, what is your favorite kind of food?

[08:09] TA: lol im curiou5 how 7hi5 i5 per7inen7 bu7 5ure i like chocola7e

[08:09] TA: and ba5ically any7hing el5e wi7h an appropria7e helping of caffeine

[08:10] GG: Ooh that is a fantastic combination. The old melon is turning already with possibilities.

[08:12] TA: po55ibili7ie5? are you gonna 7urn me in7o a food i7em?

[08:12] GG: Hoo hoo!

[08:12] TA: look i know i probably 5eem really deliciou5 bu7

[08:12] GG: Gracious, the Captor sense of humor.

[08:13] TA: i figured we could 5kip 7he whole grind me up in7o cocoa powder and ju57 be friend5

[08:13] GG: No, sir, possibilities for a belated welcoming gift.

[08:13] GG: And being friends sounds just fine.

[08:13] TA: welcoming gif7 huh

[08:13] GG: Yepperoni!

[08:14] TA: ahahaha 5hi7 i like 7ha7

[08:14] TA: 5ound5 pre77y bi7chin 7hough

[08:15] TA: all my o7her friend5 are u5ually kind of 7oo a55holei5h 7o give a 5hi7 wha7 i have 7o 5ay much le55 give me gif75 for no rea5on

[08:16] GG: I'm glad you think so. Oh? Pff. Well they aren't much of friends, that's what it sounds like to me.

[08:16] GG: Maybe in this new universe they can learn to be decent people.

[08:16] TA: yeah we weren7 really all 7ha7 clo5e

[08:17] TA: and 7hey didn7 li57en 7o me even 7hough im kind of fucking p5ychic 5o i ended up doing 5ome really ridiculou5 5hi7 bu7 wha7ever

[08:18] TA: and i 5omehow doub7 i7 bu7 i gue55 if 7here5 ever been hope i75 now

[08:18] TA: im ju57 no7 gonna like bank on i7 being a 7hing

[08:18] GG: Hm I understand.

[08:19] GG: Well, Mituna, I think you and I are going to get along just fine. For now, though, I have to get off to work.

[08:19] GG: Have a wonderful day!

[08:19] TA: 5wee7 5hi7

-- grillingGumshoe [GG] ceased pestering trojanAbstruse [TA] at 08:19 --