#jabba

[pedroam-bang]

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)

[whatarewereallythough]

convinced that Luke skywalker did his whole dramaticass entrance to Jabba’s palace because he hated the dude. this isn’t just his dramatic skywalker blood, there’s gotta be malice in his veins. Jabba was a drug runner, water hoarder, gang leader, slave-owner, Luke probably saw friends fall to the slug, whether it be sold as slaves, forced to work for him, get addicted to drugs, Jabba probably threatened his uncle and aunt. I bet there were times Luke stood up to him, or at least tried to, at the very least he’d give the slug a stinkeye whenever he came around.

And now comes a time he gets to stand up to Jabba to free one of those friends that fell under his influence. So he stands up to this fucking slug of a person and speaks in English when he can speak Huttese. This is why he falls when he can sense Jabba wanting to pull the trigger to the trapdoor. This is why he fights the rancor and lets himself be taken prisoner. So he can take down all of Jabba on the sand dunes, so Leia can take down Jabba herself, and so maybe then, when Jabba’s watching the life flash before his eyes as the chain tightens, maybe Jabba will remember the farm boy that told him he’d be killed not by his hands, but by the wrong person he’d enslave. By a little boy that told him he hopes he dies by his own slave’s hands, by his own house, by his own greed and pride and gluttony. So as when Leia ends his life, ends his soul, brings him down by the blood of her hands and the grit in her teeth; he can bring down his empire and all he stands for.

[five-oh-first]

au running off of the zygerria arc of the clone wars where, instead of keeping anakin for herself, the queen sells him off to the highest bidder. while the jedi finally defeat her and dooku, they suddenly have another pressing matter: they need to find the missing general skywalker. meanwhile, anakin is not having a good time since the highest bidder (jabba the hutt) just so happened to remember him from tatooine ten years ago, as the only human boonta eve winner ever, and would like a talentes human in his servitude. kitster, owen and beru save him, and anakin is reckoning with newly-freed life on tatooine (again)

[jmonista]

You can tell I fucking hate drawing fu

[nocternalrandomness]

Fan art by Alan Gutierrez

[s1udgebeast]

my au where jabba lives and spares luke and the gang so rotta can be the first member of luke’s jedi academy… which i am theorizing will happen in the mandalorian and grogu movie. except jabba didn’t live. sadly. PLEASE HAVE LUKE SKYWALKER PLEASE HAVE ROTTA BE A GOOD GUY PLEAAAAAS

[hibiscusbabyboy]

[starwarsbracketreturns]

Round One: Jabba vs. Wedge Antilles

Jabba

Wedge Antilles

Voting ended onSep 25, 2025