#jack handy

[oldshowbiz]

The least common of Steve Martin's four comedy records

[beardedmrbean]

https://youtu.be/EigfHLZHQkE?si=mI4NJSCKFT5skv2b

I think my fav is still 'I think a funny thing to do is to tell the kids we're going to Disneyland, and then after driving for a bit, drive by a burned out warehouse and say 'oh no Disneyland burned down' and then go back home'

Or something like that.

[ealbenze]

I've found that if you tuck one part of your pant legs into your sock, people expect less of you.

Jack Handy

[firstpersonnarrator]

Wisdom & maturity seldom come from everything going right.

[mikeo56]

That’s why his husband calls him, “Jack Handy”.

[floridaboiler]

[cowpunked]

“If you’re a cowboy, and you’re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.”

Jack Handy

[putah-creek]

"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."

--Jack Handey