GTA San Andreas: Entertaining America Ep. 1 [w/ Billy Dexter] - Segment 2 - Interview w/ Jack Howitzer [Part 5 - Final]
Billy: No!
Jack: No! You said it!
Billy: No! No! Put the gun down
Jack: My balls?!
Billy: Please! I'm-I'm sure you have huge ones.
Jack: That's right!
Billy: Please stop!
Jack: Come on, they haven't shrunk, touch 'em!
Billy: N-no!
Jack: Feel them! Come on, sniff them!
Billy: No!
Jack: Do something! Touch 'em-touch 'em or die! They're still big!
Billy: Oh...God...they're huge Jack.
Jack: That's right!
Billy: Yeah, yeah, Mom! Mommy!
Jack: Easy, hey, don't grab them like that, oh boy, I was kidding. What are you, a boyfriend of mine or something? *begins laughing*
Billy: Ou had me scared there for a minute, I-I-I-I crapped myself.
Jack: Take it easy, it's not even loaded.
*gunshot*
Jack: Oh! Oh, Dex! Oh, shit! Oh, well I guess it was, oh, OK, Billy, don't kid around, get up boy! Get up, come on! Damn it! His brain is leaking! Help! Oh, there's only one thing to do-I gotta defend freedom! No time to cry, only time to die! *three gunshots* Welcome to the land of
freedom, bitches!! *shots fired rapidly, glass breaking* Yaaaaaaaaahh!
*static*
Female Radio Announcer: That was Entertaining America, showing you why America is so respected culturally across the world.