GTA Vice City Radio Commercial: Exploder: Evacuator Part 2
Male Speaker: He was a man of peace, living on a quiet farm in North Dakota. Till one day all hell broke loose!
Soldier: Tim we need you!
Tim: I'm a man of peace, I'm done killing! I wanna raise a family!
Soldier: That's just it Tim! They got your family!
Tim: Noo!
Male Speaker: Jack Howitzer is Tim in Exploder! From the heart of America to the jungles of Cambodia, follow one man's quest for peace.
Tim: Ho Chi Vet is that you!
Ho Chi: Tim I know you come! Just like old days we kill everybody!
Soldier: Tim they got your wife!
Tim: But I'm not married!
Soldier: You are now, to America!
Male Speaker: He went in to save his country, but found his family and lost a friend.
Tim: Ho Chi!
Ho Chi: Tim don't leave me! You thought me baseball game and how to laugh!
Tim: Noo! He would have been a fine American. I'll cry when I'm done killing!
Male Speaker: Get your self a body bag, strap your self in, start making friends the American way! Exploder - Evacuator Part 2! Rated PG, may include patriotic garbage.