#jack problems

[lotf-hotel]

DONT YOJ KNOW THEYRE TOO FERAL AND SAVAGE THAT THEY CAN ESCAPE THE NETS AND CAGES?!! COME ON RECEPTIONIST!!!

OH GOD BRING OUT THE SLEEPING DARTS!!!!!! @lotf-jail CAN YOU COME ROUND THEM UP BRO

[lotf-hotel]

Welcome to the LoTF Hotel!

Shoot me an ask to check in at the front desk! We have normal rooms as well as many different suites. Remember to let me know when youre checking out and come see me at the desk when you do so! The default stay is 1 day, so if you don't tell me how long you'd like to stay, Ill just put you down for a day.

Make sure to check out our amenities, including:

- Room service

- Breakfast

- Snack Bar

- Ice Cream Machine

- Hot Tub

+ More to come!

Please don't:

- Ask anything weird

- Break into other people's hotel rooms

- FORGET TO CHECK OUT.

We have 15 rooms and 3 suites (Forest Suite, Beach Suite, and Castle Rock Suite), with normal rooms costing 15 lotf bucks a night and suites costing 25 lotf bucks a night.

I have the right to deny service to anyone!

Run by @auroratheicerain

Enjoy your stay!

Log Book of Current Guests:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tBFe4-qawC_UG1gDsegvS3VDUJAgnkQT7onIti1NSac/edit?usp=drivesdk

[lotf-hotel]

if i feed jack a singular bagel will he come out of the pool

He might! If you'd like to try, it would help out a ton since Jack keeps sneaking out of our traps and going back in the pool.

[lotf-hotel]

Bro Jack Merridew is using the handicap pool lift as a throne and throwing littluns off the diving board with his hunters. Can you kick them out? Me and my pet rock are just trying to enjoy eating the soaps.

This seems to be a recurring issue 😭

I have the hunters in nets and cages currently, and the hotel staff are dealing with them trust!

[lotf-hotel]

Jack and his choir are having a water fight in the hot tub!!! Please keep the hotel's feral children in check!!

SHOOT OK I'M ON IT! ME AND THE HOTEL STAFF WILL BE RIGHT THERE WITH THE NETS AND CAGES.

[overhxul]

bxnfire

is there like a cheat code for becoming attractive

[texidorstwinge]

do you ever get those sad feelings when you want to talk to someone but you know you can't

and you've talked to them so often and they're such a regular part of your life

but given the circumstances you can't

but you have like an urge to talk to them because it's just what you got used to doing

yeah,,,,

[cheekysaxophone]

Why can't some boys understand that the phrase "I love you" is not (usually) appropriate unless you're dating?