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It’s not Seattle but we’re still sleepless || Jock-Shack

It wasn’t often that Shock had nightmares anymore, but on occasion one would creep up and leave her shaking. On those nights she would go and see if Sally was awake or cuddle Luci till he let out a meow of protest. Tonight neither seemed fitting for the panic bouncing around in her chest. This nightmare was just like the others, but with a final blow that left her breathless. Shock would find herself wondering in some old house looking for her brothers only to find them with Oogie. Next thing she would know it was just her and Oogie, him being very upset with some failure of hers or the other. “How about a game?” He’d ask with a devilish grin. Oogie’s games were never the fun kind and they’d usually ended in bruises. Finally, when she’d lose the game Oogie would tell her he killed Barrel to get to Fableton. 

It was the final blow that left Shock in tears and hollow inside. Worse than anything it filled her with doubt about her brother. What if for once Oogie told the truth? Sally was just down the hall she told herself, Luci was awake and already kneading Shock’s side with his paws, but neither made her feel truly safe. Without really thinking she reached for her phone and typed out a text to Jack, Twizz. 

Shock: You up? I’m coming over if that’s cool.

She didn’t wait for a reply, she gave Luci a pat and some treats before putting on some shoes and grabbing her monster of purse. When she made it over to Annie’s she was still in her pajamas which consisted of a black tank top and boxers that had zombies dancing on them. For a second she thought about knocking, but she really didn’t want to wake Annie up as well.

Shock: Here

Shock shoved her phone back in her bag and started to wait for the door to open. She was mid pace when she heard something.

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who let the dogs out | annie, jack, & jack

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Jack was still familiarizing himself with Fableton, which for him meant being chased out of an establishment or two for causing mischief. It was strange to be able to interact with things without using magic, and stranger still that everyone could see him. He hadn't fully adjusted to the idea yet. It was his first time inside the animal shelter. He'd kept close to people while he was a guardian, so he understood the concept, but he'd never had cause to visit one before and didn't have one now other than idle curiosity. His hands were in the pockets of his blue hoodie, and he was still shunning shoes unless someone (Kristoff) made him put them on. The tile was cool under his feet in contrast to the hot sidewalk. Not that Jack used things like sidewalks or was particularly bothered by things like heat.

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For All Your Sporting Needs || Jock-Shack

Shock had a lot of questions. First off, was this a date? How could you tell if it was? Were they going to kiss again? Did she have enough treats to bribe Lucifer so she could leave? Also probably more importantly what did you wear to a gym? She honestly had no idea, she never went back after meeting the owner before the place opened. She assumed they would be moving a bit so skinny jeans probably weren’t a good idea, but then again shorts in forty something degree weather probably wasn’t a good idea either. Ultimately Shock settled on shorts with forest green tights and a matching sweater. 

When she finally made it across town to the gym her hands were like ice and her legs weren’t exactly better off either. At least the gym was reasonably warm as she scanned for Jack while she blew on her hands.

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Shock stood outside the doors of the town hall nervously pacing and debating on whether she should just leave. She was fiddling with her dress and crossing and uncrossing her arms when she heard someone approach. “Uh... hi.”

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Text || Ol' Jackie-O

Shock: Cool, you have a lot of apps.

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Shock + Jack O

Who cooks normally?:

It’s not delivery, it’s Digiorno. Actually, no it’s usually delivery. They burnt the Digiorno.

How often do they fight?:

Why fight when you can utterly destroy your significant other in a tickling match?

What do they do when they’re away from each other?:

Fail at being responsible adults. Mostly though Shock sends Jack cute dogs and cats she sees throughout the day. Jack worries.

Who steals the covers at night?:

Shock, which makes her feel extra bad when she wakes up to Jack having a nightmare. She tucks him back in though.

Who remembers things?:

Shock

Who cusses more?:

Shock, Jack almost seems like he’s afraid his parents will pop out and scold him.

Who takes longer showers?:

Shock, it’s warm and safe in there. Not a bathtub, but doable. 

What’s their favorite place to go together?:

The pillow fort they’ve made in the living room. It’s safe and there’s food.

Who’s more likely to burn dinner?:

Honestly? Both are likely, but thankfully use their oven as an extra cabinet.

Who falls asleep on the couch?:

Both, usually together during a movie.

Who sings in the shower?:

Jack, though he swears he doesn’t. Shock has heard him several times when she’s gone in there to flush the toilet on him. The squeals from the temperature change never get old.

Who plans date night?:

They’re both terrible at it. Date nights are accidental in the Jock Shack.

Who wakes up first?:

Jack usually, just because he tends to not sleep well.

Who drinks all of the coffee?:

Jack, because Shock refuses to partake in the hot bean water.

Who starts getting into holidays way before they should?:

Shock, but usually only with Halloween. Her greatest goal is to have Jack dress up as either a bat, cat, or broom to go with her witch costume. So far she’s had the most leeway with broom because then she’ll ride him, but severe blushing always follows. 

Who initiates the couple selfies?:

Shock, but even she’s not too big on pictures. There has to be a reason for them.

Who forgets the birthdays and anniversaries?:

They both mean well with them, but both Shock and Jack usually remember on the day of. Because of that though, there are no hurt feelings.

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💋 - Their first kiss

Once upon a time the town of Fableton turned into a jungle and a blonde mistakenly threw a stick at a tiger. So while running for her life she ran into the boy she liked with the same name as the Pumpkin King and he saved her by hauling her up a tree so she dared him to kiss her.

Despite the insanity and pissed off tiger Shock still considers that day to be one of the best she’s experienced. Every time she thinks back on it she still gets butterflies and red cheeks. Maybe one day they’ll do it again.

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